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Two talkback Civil War fans agree with Robert Downey Junior about Tony Stark .. he has character issues...

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      The really sad part is that they’re throwing away their education on one of the lesser MCU big crossovers. Maybe not as bad as Inferno, but it’s certainly one of the weaker big events.
      Tony Stark comes across as a fascist asshole, they invalidate years of historical relationship, and then they completely invalidate the big Spider-man reveal. It was a pretty lame story overall which felt totally forced. I thought Winter Soldier was surprisingly good, so I have some faith they’ll make an entertaining film, but the source material is a big problem.
      Now, if the kids were somehow neglecting their education due to an over involvement in The Age of Apocalypse, that I could fully support…..
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          See, Tony being a fascist asshole will make far, far more sense in the MCU's version because we've already seen Tony progressively become more and more of a douchebag as the films go on. Iron Man was supposed to be about a total prick gaining a soul and beginning the road to rehabilitation, but the sequels tossed that out the door in favor of focusing on more 'quirky' Stark antics. So the way I see it, by just embracing the fact Tony's become a worse person, they're fixing this problem.
        • ... Good news from Quint about Civil War.. it could be a good movie..

          Captain America: Civil War gets a dynamite Empire Cover!

          Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I'm quite fond of Empire Magazine. It helps that they're very much what I imagine a high quality (and proof-read) AICN magazine would be. They do deep cut cinephile pieces, in-depth new release profiles and early looks at upcoming properties. You can tell each and every one of those crazy mofos loves and knows movies through and through.
          So, it's always a pleasure when they team up with a studio to unleash an early look at a big geek property. The new bit of fun is from the upcoming Captain America: Civil War. Their dynamic cover image can be seen below:


          Striking, no? Also familiar. Comic readers might get the reference. If they don't, here's a little hint:


          Civil War was the series that got me back in the comic book store after I was burned so hardcore by the Clone Saga in the '90s. Finally, Marvel was putting real stakes into their books again. Or so I thought. Just as quickly as I was drawn in I peaced out again when Mephisto made it all disappear because I guess it was too hard to have Spider-Man's identity public.
          Thankfully the MCU movies haven't yet pulled such a crazy switcheroo and no, I don't count the Fury surprise in Winter Soldier to be a cop out. That worked in the context of a political espionage thriller. The closest they've come to that soap opera shit is Agents of SHIELD, which is probably why I have a real hard time embracing that show despite my love of Clark Gregg.
          All that's to say the MCU universe on film has a pretty good habit of taking core concepts from series arcs like Winter Soldier and Age of Ultron and completely changing them up to fit what they're building. I've heard nothing but strong word of mouth about how Civil War is shaping up and I can't wait to see it. What about you guys?
          -Eric Vespe
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