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Friday, May 29, 2015

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nude Athena:  I am nude.. I am many periods on the page in nude.. I am a nude period.. I am a menstrual cramp..

nude Diana:  I must stop you..

nude Athena:  hahhahahaa... it is the end of you..

nude Diana:  no

nude Athena:  it is the beginning of my end

nude Diana:  yes

nude Athena:  the end of time is forlorn for many seasons of mists in nightingales' lament summer of nude athenas many Athenas nude forlorn and sad and melancholy summer sadness in nude summer of autumn nude of samwise gamgee a good forlorn man sad I feel nothing in sadness for the truth of a sad old man named sam tom bombodil a good old man named marston..

nude Diana:  marston.. yesss.. marrstttoonn...

nude Athena:  stay away from him.. you're not good for him..

nude Diana:  but I am a psycho bitch..

nude Athena:  but I am not..

nude Diana:  that's where we differ.. I am a nude female banshee insane..

nude Athena: that's where we differ .. I am sane.. you are not..

clock king:  no.  you're not.

nude Diana:  ahhhhh@@@@!!!!

nude Athena: ahh..

clock king it is time for the end of things forever immortal..

war of the world aliens come with alien synthesized fanfare..

nude Athena:  ahh.. my retinue

nude Diana:  I can't.. fight this..

clock king:  i'll help.. the war is over .. but we will never fight tomorrow and tomorrows nightingale mist of crescent moon.. a lake of tomorrow.. a clock of moon tomorrow.. tic tic tic.. toc toc hickory dickory nuts ... I a wild hickory nut tomorrow..

nude Diana: hya hya hya hoq hoq hoq..

nude Athena:  stop it Diana

nude Diana:  yes SIR..

nude Athena:  I mean stop it..

nude Diana:  no SIR

nude Athena:  I menit.. I diament.. I am dimeshow crescent moon lake in tomorrow..

nude Diana:  I am a moon..

clock:  yessith... Athena nude.. come with me..

nude Athena:  ahhh....



the clock king:  I am a time travel Mobius circuit..

nude Athena:  ahhghggghgh!!

the clock king:  sorry I'm so sorry..

nude Athena: it's okay.. it's okay..

the clock king:  time travel is okay with me.. I am a clock of travel to mordor's endings.. a mordor clock am I.. travel I many a time.. travel I to key's endings.. to the licks of clocks I travel.. to the licks of time.. the licks of a lake of fire..

nude Athena:  you are wiser than me.. much wiser..

clock king:  no.   I'm not.. I'm afraid.. for you..

nude Athena:  I'm afraid.. for you too..

clock king:  ah.  yes.  time.

nude Athena:  I'm afraid.. for time.. I need.. could use... your help..

clock king:  a page of time..

nude Athena:  yes.. help with time..

clock king:  I know time but no time no's me.. nose.. a nose of time

nude Athena:  I am smelling salts nose..

clock naz in time.. naze in time.. the nazz - ghostlily, in terror - the nazz the nazz..

nude Athena:  in tears - the nazz .. is me..

clock king:  I'm so sorry..

nude Athena:   it's okay.. it's okah.. the nazz is my heart.. a clockbeat of time.. a cardiac vascular.. a cardiac clock.. a lung clock.. a lung beat.. beat beat beat ... beatnick..

clock king:  I am you're beatnick forever..

nude Athena:  I am born tomorrow.. nude.. as Macbeth.. a good lady nude.. a womb of time gave birth to me womb red hemoglobin molecule gave birth to me.. for I.. am .. jill...

clock king:  I'm not afraid.. not afraid..

nude Athena:  - in terror whisper - not nearhhllyy ennougghh...



next scene..

nude Diana:  THEIR ARE NO FAKE NUDES OF WINONA RYDER ON THE INTERNET...



Nude troia: yah yah yah licks of paint nude me



nude diana: ahh?.. ya havf a one track mind sweet troia..



nude troia: yeth i do..



nude diana: yeth indeedddy.. i deed a dead soul gogol..



nude troia: greenhorn gogol...



nude diana: i am a green girl how i talk nude.. a i am a nude talker nude..



nude troia: i am a time travel moxey jew..



nude diana: don' jew me no .. dooon' jew me no.. dwaeyy .. dwaeyy.. dwaey dwaey dwaey dwaey.... dooon' jew me no.. dooon' jew me no..



nude troia: likee thet song sweet.. oh sweet melony mine.. oh sweet melons..



nude diana: i have the melons of a grapefruit..



nue troia: nooh.. thet's me.. i am a grapefruit incarnate..



nude diana: i am a watermelon waterspring from which nude ishtar drinks nude as waterflow nymph nude she is..



nude nude troia: i am as a time travelling nude ishtar as a i nude time travel thru time loops my nude butt curvature skeleton blood..



nude diana: skeleton blooodd.. skeleton blooddd.. heemmmooo...



nude troia: my nude globes.. glopus..



Jeffrey tambor university professional student:  don't lecture me now.. don' lecture me..

nude troia:  sorry sorry..

Jeffrey:  sorry sorry it's okay.. I just.. don'na donut like being lectured..

nude troia: hmph.. me neither..

Jeffrey:  it's a lecture for the hardy.. tom hardy rules yeahhh.. yeah.. tom hardy was a good poet..

nude troia:  how'd you get a book of his poetry..

Jeffrey:  not hard.. not easy.. but too easy .. too easy..

nude troia:  heheheh.. im easy.. esy as ez ain ein earth girl..

Jeffrey:  ahh.. earth eth meth girls are not very easy..

nude troia:  I am a meth silly girl.. I'm tho thtupid..

Jeffrey:  no.. no yer not..

nude troia:  yeth I am

Jeffrey:  but you lecture me.. I can kennet do du the.. the.. thet.. thel.. thel loves me.. I cannot lecture.. so yur smarter then me..

nude troia:  thenk yu..

Jeffrey:  ahh.. yes..




nude troia:  sorry sery surry diaena.. ith wath tempo insanity..

nude Diana:  s'okay.. s'okay.. I am SUCH a bitch..

nude troia: yer girl kennet help it pain..

nude Diana:  I am a pain in my own butt nude dirt..

nude troia: I am dirt nude too.. I am mud nude autumn spring ..

nude Diana:  I am the spring of an otter..

nude troia:  yeth you are medusa..

nuda Diana:  - weeping - medusa? medusa?

nude troia:  - quietly - where is she Diana nude sister little nude sister Diana nude.. where is she nude?

nuda Diana:  I .. I I.. I. I ... hid .. hi hid hid hid her..

nude troia:  and Jessica nude circe has been raped and killed..

nude Diana:  good..



Jessica:  I am warerbarlu o wombat.. I am a little loser wombat..

nude Diana : no no no the'sts me..me.. me..

max lord:  no it's me.. I'm getting seriously mad with the world..

nude Diana:  - happily - me too.. me toh..

max lord:  I just .. don't know anywhere.. I've had the most vicious hallucinations.. I think I'm going to go bad early now that I'm back out of the fridge..

nude Diana:  - weakly -  me too.. me too.. I dunno like iet ein de fridgze..

max lord:  no . no. no it's not a good place to be alone in.. it's too small.. I'm so blind inside.. blind as a bat..

nude Diana:  singing - I am blind as a bat..

max lord:  hahahaha..

Jessica:  hehehe sTO{ P IT.. sory stoopp it bitch..

nude Diana:  basher.. are you okay?..

Jessica:  I haaattee baashher...

nude Diana:  he loves you tho..

Jessica:  I haaateee hiiimmm Gollum gollumm

nude Diana:  crying weeping - Gollum Gollum I am Gollum nude... forever now..

Jessica:  I will be sooo nice to nightingale mist..

nude Diana:  you don't have to be..

Jessica:  where is my DAUGHTER.. that BITCH Basher took her from me that ASSHHHA AA A AAaaugghghghghg....

nude Diana:  grabbing her by the shoulders a shoulder blade around each clutching arm -  oh GOD her heartbeat is a million miles a minute..

Jessica:  BASHER .. my baby BABY ASHOLE MANHOLE BABY MY BABY PPOOR POOR TORTURED BABY BAAASSHEEEERRRR..

nude Diana: - hugging her like jeff bridges in Fearless - he loved you..

Jessica:  baaaasshheeerr biitichhesss rullee

nude Diana: he loved you whimper

Jessica:  baaaaseehehehehrerrhheheehehehehe..bassshherrr

nude Diana: I'm nude I'm nude he loved you I'm huggin you nude he loved you..

Jessica:  my bbaaabbeeee.. baasshhererrrr

nude Diana: he love you sorry sorry he loved LOOVED you..

Jessica:  you biiCTCHCHC BITCCH oh GAWWDDD.. Baassheerrrr

nude Diana:  he loved you.... max?

max is unconscious .. a telepathic time warp crowbar beat him down..


is catman played by Sean Bean or Robert downey junior..

Robert:  whazzis a bean?..

20th century Mordor, run by nude queen Athena nude... she runs it nude ...

Catman:  I am a pre-crisis mordor replica..

nude batwoman:  so am I

catman:  the roaring basis of me lion..

nude batwoman:  so am I..

catman:  a whooping cough am I..

nude batwoman:  hahahhaa.. so.. am hhaha.. I..

catman:  ahh?... let's get drunk and sex together..

nude batwoman:  I'm sooo sex for it.. drink up scotch whisky mordor wine a wining winona nude mordor winona.. she is mordor winona..

catwoman:   a true hiccup epic woman nude..

nude batwoman:  the true sword marshes nude sword mude of time are my vulva breasts..

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catman:  drinkup scotch.. werin this togetha.. action.. lights camera lethsis hrow thith joint joint..

catwoman nude:  ia amth an impth nude drug woman nude..

nude batwoman:  I haththth thith cwime...

catman:  so we be in the mordor dark..

nude batwoman:  tuwn ofwff mu nude boom boobs tomowwow tomowwoww tommowwwo aways tomowwowww..

catman:  ahh you are a charming drunken lady whirlgig..

nude batwoman:  tomowowototmmwowtotmwotww tomtem pole tomowow..

nude catwoman:  we get drunk quick her like quicksilver mordor..

nude batwoman: tomowowo.. woman tomwowow..

catman:  it's okay it's okay notin' kennet go wong in da mowdow..

nude catwoman:  tomowowo tomwowwow..



Bruce Wayne:  "Athena made mordor into metropolis.. lights mordor country wheather city lights and dwewl hayber ACTION... the action of metropolis was brought to mordor courtesy of morgan edge apocalips city broadcasting.. still an internet database.. mordorrr..."

nude catwoman:  "num nubs catwoman nude city paris PARIS Athena built mordor of PARIS.. mordor is paris now.. paris Hilton hotel.. good.. good.. goddy gumdrops.."

Superman:  "mordorrr.. mordorrr.."

nude Diana:  "what?" - quietly

superman: "mordorr..."

bruce wayne:  don't laugh superman.. there would be no Athens mordor without original tarpit mordor.. mordor is a tarpit quicksand for the soul and will be forevermore..

superman: morrdorrr..

nude Diana: - quietly, meekly, mealy mouthed - what?

bruce wayne:  I am tuxedo mordor.. a bowtie mordor .. i'll make deals, deals, deals with rotten to the core Athena corrupt mordor.. a drak drake dare oh OH Dare mordor is it to make dreary deals with corrupt Athena who is nude..

superman:  mordor?  mew mordor.. maybe I can think this out.. henry cavil.. help me out..

henry cavil:  hi guys?  where are we?




nude Athena:  an ourglass of time a ville vel time.. an hourgalsworthy reversal time an card-giving time living or krikit.. I am nude winona..

henry cavil:  hey Athens hows it hangin'

nude Athena:  ahh, sweet sweet henry.. how's it hangin ' indeed.. it's about time.. where' nude batwoman

henry cavil:  he's comin' imen imEAN she's comin'.. she's all mud and all the gangs hey the hey the hey the gangs all here hey..

nude Athena:  where's the big brooder..

henry cavil:  still trying to decide whether you should become the leader of the justice league..

nude Athena:  time's awaisting.. where's max..

henry cavil: - gravely - he's not coming..

nude Athena:  - crestfallen - oh...

hugh grant:  no.. I'm here.. hi.. sweet Athens.. mine..

nude Athena:  ahhh.. so happy so happy.. ahh..



hugh grant:  - gravely - Athens, my sweet .. is mordor a giant hospital..

nude Athena:  no no it it it can't can't can't be..

hugh grant:  I very much like how you repeat your words.. it is very charming..

nude Athens:  ahh.. I aim to charm.. I want baubles on my nude breasts so SOO charming..

hugh grant:  biochemical pathways are highways flowcharts systems analysis hemoglobin sem-phenylalinine.. pirate pyridine.. I am a pirate nogoodnik.. the worst max of all..

nude Athena:  no no .... yesss.. YES YES..

hugh grant:  sorry sorry I just am..

nude Athena:  no no... No.



hugh grant:  where's max..

bruce wayne:  I thot.. you .. were.. him..

hugh grant:  no.. no.. I'm a facsimile..

bruce wayne:  I'm so so sorry to hear that..

hugh grant:  I think I'm riddling death for a mockery of it...

bruce wayne:  ahh?..

hugh grant:  I am mocking myself by pretending to be death..

bruce wayne:  ahh..

hugh grant:  ahh?...

bruce wayne:  torpedos we need torpedoes spelt with a lower case.. e .. a e.. e.. ai ai a I .. e.. Athena arachne will provide them for an arachne gotham.. I need torpedos for my batmobile for gotham..

hugh grant:  ahh.. gettin' tough are we..

bruce wayne:  gettin' tough on crime..

hugh grant: nooooo

nude Athena:  nuooooaHAUAHHGhhH.....


bruce wayne: so time for a war on crime.. for a dining crime.. time to dine on crime..

nude Athena:  thet's whot youuu think..

bruce wayne:  a dining crime is where I come in .. to be the lestat of crime.. of cennemon cn centennial cn tower crime..

nude Athena: I might have to stop you someday..

bruce wayne:  ahhh .. thet's whot you think?

nude Diana walks in..

nude Diana:  weakly - can I join?..

bruce wayne:  weakly.. sure sure..

nude Athena:  no you're not invited..

nude Diana:  what?

bruce wayne: what?

nude Athena:  you're .. NOT.. invited.. bruce or Diana ..

bruce:  I can't do this.. I'm leaving..

nude athean: good.. Athens has no use for a burglar.. Heraclitus is no fan of crime..

bruce:  yeah bybye..



matt Murdock:  finally.. the big guns arrive.. its matt- time  its math- tome.. math-time.. math tome .. big time bit time bitsy bits I'm mikey.. I'm yellowjack mikey..

nude Diana:  are you always this annoying..

matt Murdock:  yeth.. I'm meth mikey.. I'm missile mikey..

nude Diana:  yeth no yeth.. I want some meth too..

matt Murdock:  here's some muck meth.. methylene menhirs.. meth meth.. und ecstacy.. good for truckers..

nude Diana:  do you know some law.. I'm going to have to sue Athena nude someday for being rude to me..

matt Murdock:  no .. none of it.. what?

nude Diana:  I am so getting Athena nude..

matt Murdock:  why we so marston?.. besides one thing I don't get about you..

nude Diana:  what?  - looks at herself slowly - ahhhhaAAHAHHAGUAEHAWWWAHHHWAHAAHAHAH hahahhaa  heeheh e - cover her naked body even more nude so awkwardly - damn Athena programmed me to leave my costume behind.. on EARTH?..

 nude Athena arrives:

nude Athena:  hehehehe... etiquette vogue counts with me.. dress etiquette in mordor counts..

nude Diana:  BITCH!

nude Athena:  hehheeehehe.... - nude Athena throws nude Diana over her back like a sack of bolus.. nude Diana's butt to the wind.. and takes off flying both nude butts into the air..

matt Murdock:  what?

nude Diana: - wind whistling -  BBBIIIiiiiitttiiititichhhh .. ohh oh o ohh...

nude Athena in flight dangle Diana nude by her fingers.. num nubs..

nude Diana:  did die bitch did die.. I can't fly here bitch kennet only hop hop like a bunny rabbit..

nude Athena that's no excuse.. - drops her -

nude Diana: ahhh waahhh hahahaha heehehee..

nude Athena catches her by the butt okay..

nude Athena:  okay that's it that's IT.. she grabs her by the nude arm and throws nude poor Diana a mile off into a mordor black mountain volcano...

nude Athena: oompah oompah..

nude Athena imen nude Diana is in mordor red bubbling lava stew unharmed because she's under nude Athena's protection in mordor..

nude Diana: ooohhh.. I'm all stew.. truly handsome thor-like uruk hai are ensueing.. ahh steve your here..

uruk hai handsome blond Aryan :  ahhh yess my sweet..

nude Athena descends down into the volcano stew amoeba stew volcano...

nude Athena:  okay Diana nude hehehehe.. time to turn you into an orc.. get in..

nude Diana: oh oh okay.. shit eep..

nude Athena:  heheheh shit eep shit eep indeed.. always a cut-up Diana.. you're through..

nude Athena start bimbambing around the stew dancing nude like a stupid tribal woman doing bending over rapid nude motions oompah oompah in a growing frenzy nude.. the orcs look at her like she's a complete idiot but they still revere her..

the orcs:  ahhhh..

nude Diana:  who do you think you are, nude Athena, mary poppins?

nude Athena: ahhh

superman swoops in from the top of the mordor black volcano .. almost incinerating himself in the process.. swoops a mile down into the volcano, grabs nude Diana before she's rapidly turned into an orc by nude Athena's idiotic antics mary poppins indeed tic tac to..

superman:  deals off Athena .. batman warned me about you.. so di .. bruce..

nude Athena:  wha?  bruce? why?

superman flies off carrying nude Diana under the arms in truly dignified fashion..

nude Diana: mmm.. I love being a fashion plate for you supes..

nude sandicomm as nude black canary watching with a telescope from a distance ..

nude sandicomm:  WHO DOES SUPERMAN THINK HE IS!!!???!!!>>>



on a wasteland tarpit..

nude Diana:  why did she betray me.. why oh why oh why spell god with a biddy doran big thick dhee..

superman: I dunno.. Diana.. I just.. I dunno..

max lord the real one:  she's evil..

nude Diana: joyfully wailingly - ohhh OHH MAAAXXX..

max lord: I'm sorry I'm sorry .. I did nothing NOTHING.. nothing.. I'm weak tired so tired like a boulder in my intestines.. in the intestines of my mind..

bruce wayne:  you know we're still going to work here.. we're still going to have to work here.. Diana.. I'm setting up a batcave far far underground.. lex luthor... the real lex.. is helping me with octopus squid agency technology..

Diana: why why does she do this..

max:  there's no going back..

hugh grant, the real one:  no. their is.. it's a hospital .. a labyrinth.. clive barker's tartarus labyrinth.. a hospital.. the way out..

nude Diana: waahhh WAAAHHH...!!!1


nude batwoman:  WAHHH wwahhhWAHHHH@@!!!

nude batwoman:  I'm in prison on mordor  mmm?..

bruce wayne:  so am I..

nude batwoman:  but I'm dead justice league.. dead pussycat.. dead pusssyyywilloww.... oh GOD..

bruce wayne:  what?

nude batwoman:   what?

bruce wayne:  the raindox of fury are in the night derivitives of silent query .. hmh...

nude batwoman:  how do you make that sound?

bruce wayne:  what?

nude batwoman:  how do you make that sound..

bruce wayne;  what sound

nude batwoman:  I don't know how to spell or pronounce..

bruce wayne:  that makes sense .. hmh.. doxey derivitives.. brian cox kingpin of criminal stratums..

nude batwoman:  hmmmmmm????....

bruce wayne:  what?

nude batwoman:  sorry didn't mean to scare you

bruce wayne:  I scare easily

nude batwoman:  hughh...

bruce wayne:  what?

nude batwoman:   hoqhaq hosy link..

bruce wayne: what?

nude batwoman:  haq hq haq tammuq tammuz

bruce wayne:  whow..

nude batwoman:  hmmmmmm?..

bruce wayne:  so the derivative of licenced borrowing is the runes on the wall.. gorrdorr.. goromir.. righteous dance and livin' in the musk.. hmh..

nude batwoman collapses on the ground in splayed out snowflake posture..

bruce wayne:  you okay?

nude batwoman:  NO!..

bruce wayne:  hmh.

nude batwoman:  FUCK!!  hmmmmmmm hhh !?.. ahh...

bruce wayne: don't do that..

nude batwoman:  FUCK!!

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