The screenplay to Eastman and Laird's Ninja Turtles...

The Shredder: ... their is a word.. a word to be feared.. a word that is a great fear to a man with a great heart.. the word is "mysoginy".. "mysoginy"... "mysoginy".... you must make friends with the word.. "mysoginy".. you must in a sense .. become allies with it.. because if you do not become allies with the word "mysoginy".. it is truly a word .. to be feared... you do not play games with the word "mysoginy"... the word "mysoginy" is not.. a toy.. a toy.. a toy.. "mysoginy" is one of the most mystical estates.. mysoginy is the most mysterious phenomena of in the history of humanity.. mysoginy is .. the planet Jupiter.. but their are great great sanctuaries within the gas planet Jupiters.. and their are great, great profound sanctuaries within the realm of mysoginy...


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Michael Angelo:  their were cubistic sculptural principles to the Renaissance and mediavel eras.. for the history of that era was in itself a sculpture.. like history a sculpture by which we can modulate resonances of passion and intellection... how is history a sculpture.. in the sense where we can carve and hew out of a marble grating a reality of history that is a vast - I have to stop here..

Rafael:  .. ah.. thanks.. Michael.. thanks a lot.. I men .. how about this pizza.. like I think their are sculptural principles to pizza.. in terms of how the colours and identities of a pizza are a single entity.. a single metaphysical cross-fertilization interpenetration of colours and flavours which comprise a pizza...

April: . Hey guys, buy the way .. don't you think the person who came up with the idea of pineapples on pizza is a complete, ultimate GENIUS... GENIUS, pure GENIUS.. how do you.. come up with.. how can you even think of pineapples on pizza.. how where by what mathematical chaos theory fractal formulation do you put the thoughts "pineapples" and "pizza" together so that it's like .... how do you even anticipate that it's got this awesome tangy zing.. I just don't .. I just don't ...

Donatello:  I think Socrates came up with it..

April:  YEAHHH!!!

- Leonardo is silent, silent as the grave - 

the beginnings of this screenplay for "Eastman's and Laird's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3" is written by Hanno Raudsepp.. who wishes still to play Alex Summers.. Havok .. in the "Uncanny X-men"...