Han Solo: ..".. General Sims, it's a dolgern bounty-hunter who is so obssessed with resembling a cop that he is going to come to my home in an igloo on Hoth and arrest and handcuff me someday.. he'll be really sad, almost or exceedingly remorseful, and philosophical and societal about it.. but I'll have lost my libert.. I am wanted by eighteen Bounty Hunters in I believe possibly thirteen galaxies .. and they were all sent by Jabba the Hutt.. He calls them his social workers, hardy har har... it's like this.. this NET .. around me.. I honestly thought I had no choice but to discard illicit, actually illegal cargo when the military Imperial cops stopped the milleneum falcon... and for that Jabba sicked his bounty hunters on me.. whether street drugs are involved I don't even know but I don't know how Doggons he Bounty Hunter treats female drug deales who look like olde middle-aged native american women.. he says they have no excuse for their actions whereas the young male drug-users have every excuse for taking drugs and are thoroughly not to be blame.. Ol' Doggins is so ruthless and merciless and actually heartless toward teh female native-american drug-dealers who deal drugs to the young men.. somehow he feels he has no choice but to arrest both the young male drug-user and the female dealer equally.. even tho he considers the female dealer a criminal and the young male drug user she deals to absolutely, unequivocably nothing of the sort.. he still .. because he's a bounty-hunter.. it's like he feels obligated to arrest and probably handcuff people he considers criminal and people he doesn't consider slightly criminal and who he actually consides victims of crime, of street-drug crime.. I honestly think he arrests and handcuffs both parties.. ol' Doggons the bounty hunter arrests handcuffs both the .. ahh.. perpetrater of the crime and the victim of crime alike.. he was also a serious former convict.. former hard-core criminal who did serious time before he became legal crime-busting bounty hunter named Doggons.. anyway... he's the most dangerous of the thirteen bounty hunters Jabba the Hutt sent after me.. and Doggons is considered by the written media to be a kind of social worker bounty hunter.. So.. he's going to arrest and handcuff me when he finds me.. whereas Boba Fett will just freeze me in Carbonite..."
General Sims: ..".. Solo.. I consider you a great, brave and compassionate and astute man.. these Bounty Hunters .. we don't need their kind.."
and Imperial, Admiral Needa arrives.. surprisingly.. in Rebel Headquarters offices on Hoth..
Admiral Needa: ..".. the way I would put it is.. they're bounty hunters .. and we don't need to hire these scum..."..
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