Kathy Kane: ..".. i have a french guiollitine for a soul.. and their is such a severing of the spinal column of my symbiote-honey quinessence as if I was a severed silkworm unable to make her way thru a czechoslovakian labyrinth... as if I was a green silkworm severed... as i I was a green silkworm severed.. and my wit was severed so it was a razor-netz neuroelectricity severed mind of tendrils vast in purpose and scouting for minoan depths of bomb-charges.."
the Joker arrives in an alley..
The Joker: ..".. ah.. friends.. name yer historical grouns.. sorry.. a quote from a famous book.."
Kathy Kane: ..".. groan wheedly .. groan wheedly..."
The Joker: ..".. ahh.. you are like the most intoxicating irish lassie.. my sweet lady of the bellfries and bats.."
Kathy Kane: ..".. and I am mad as a bell pendulum woman of soul in simple harmonic motion scouting for her own sanity in a .. churchbell chorus.. like Bach chamber music.. ahh.. Joker..?. friend..?.. I have a bomb attached to my belt.. it's going to go off in about less than a minute and a half.."
The Joker: ".. ay caramba.. that is truly a frightful thing for you to say Batwoman.. well.. uh.. heavens to betsy Batwoman.. AH BOMB.. AHHGHH GODS ALMIGHTY A BOMB.. wait- okay.. honestly, sorry Batwoman.. none of this out-crazying the Joker nonsense.. "
Kathy Kane: ..".. what..?.. sniff.. what?.. Joker.. you mean you find it simply tiresom..."..e by now.. I suspected as much.." - the bomb fizzles like an opened soda can - ..".. it's .. it's a can of soda.. I'm not sure how it opened by itsel just now.. but that's not a bomb attached to my belt ... it's a can of soda.."
The Joker: ..".. a soda-bomb..?.. you tried to out-crazy me with a soda-bomb..?..."
Kathy Kane: - meekly - ..".. yeth.. pleath.."..
The Joker: ..".. but.. that's so .. remarkable.. and honestly ingenious.. you tried to make an honest bomb out of a can of soda.. Batwoman.. how charmingly ladylike of you.. what a true splendid woman you woman you
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