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Saturday, November 11, 2017

My "The Empire Strikes Back" remake screenplay.. written by William Mackenzie..

Luke Skywalker is riding on a Taun-Taun on Planet Hoth..

Luke Skywalker: ..".. sewww.. my flibbertegibbet Taun-Taun friend.."

Taun-Taun: ..".. snrgylll.. Wissenshaft ist her.."

Luke Skywalker: ..".. wish you could talk english, ol' pal.. doin' reconaissance out here is lonely work.. but I like the solitude.. somehow.. the loneliness fits in with my jedi training.. I think o'l Obi-Wan o'l Codger taught me that loneliness and the most patient of loneliness was the only way to the force.."

Taun-Taun: .. ".. snarrff.."

Luke Skywalker:..".. yah.. buddy... I'm just sorry you have to be lonely here with me.. sorry if I'm being rude going on about me being lonely when I have you, snarfdiggler Taun-Taun, for company.. ahh.. geez... it really isn't fair or nice of me to call you.. names..?.. wait.. is that what I'm doing.."

Taun-Taun: ..".. it's a sorghi aribidopsis thaliana.."

Luke Skywalker:..".. wiat.. what..?.. you can talk..?.. Taun-Taun.. buddy.. pal.. I can tell by the force.. you just mentioned the very complicated name of the very first female Jedi-master I've ever heard of.."

the phantom image of Obi-Wan shows up..

Obi-Wan: ..".. Yoda.. teh taun-taun mentioned the holy name of Yoda.."

Luke Skywalker: ..".. uhh, no, ben, she didn't.. she mentioned a woman of the name, aribidopsis thaliana.."

Obi-Wan: ..".. oh dear.. oh dearry.. dearry.. dearry dear.. this brings me to being a deer in headlights as well.. this sore reality.. yes.. a very powerful jedi master she is.. but she brings the dark and the light side of the force into such a mixture and coelesce of both the quintessence of the light and the dark sid..

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