marge: "... MARGE ... HATES... PANTS.... auughhh.. they rip.. they bunch up at the hip.. PANTS ... SUCK!.... but you NEED .. PANTS.. and THEY .. STILL ... SUCK... marge HATES.. THE .. INCOMPETANCE.. OF.. COMPANIES.. that .. DESIGN.. PANTS!!!.... aUUuurGHHHAHHaGHHaaauughhhHHH!!!!.... set fire at RETAIL STORES.. LOTS AND LOTS OF ... FIRES.. FIRREEE... BURN.. PANTS.. STUPIDLY DESIGNED PANTS.. BURN.. BURN.. BURN.. FIRE.. FIRRREEE!!!....marge is a consumer.. a CONSUMER.. she runs races up to the CEO of PANTS inc.. and the ceo of PANTS incorporated.. is.. is.. MARGE!.. ."
marge: "fuUUUCCKKK.. FUuuUUCKK!.... EVIL SATANIC SCUM-MARGE is CEO of PANTS incorporated...
evil scum marge: ".. well any pants you don't wear are not your friends.."
innocent, pants-wearing, pants-discomfited marge: ".. Aaaauughhh!!!!... we look EXACTLY ... ALIKE.. we sound EXACTLY .. alike.. ALIKE.. marge should never HAVE been ALIVE at all.. I ... WANT.. AN .. ABORTION...!..."
dialogue on the Simpsons, after marge has already worn pants for many, many episodes...
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