Avengers; age of ultron screenplay...

The Hulk (Lou Ferrigno):..".. Natasha..."

Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johansson):..".. yes, love..."

The Hulk (Lou Ferrigno):..".. It's grave.."..

Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johansson):..".. where's Bruce.."

The Hulk (Lou Ferrigno):.."... he's immaterial... in the literal sense, he's immaterial.."

Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johansson):..".. - which Bruce .. - what..?.."

The Hulk (Lou Ferrigno):..".. I'm sorry, Natasha.. I don't have much time.. sorry.. I'm not actually the real, McCoy.. he's coming.."

Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johansson):..".. he's... he's coming.."

The Hulk (Lou Ferrigno):..".. The Hulk.. the real Hulk is coming.... so Natasha.. when you call me a cocksucker and an asswipe and a host of all other insults.. it's like car-radio on the Dukes of Hazzard with the wall tele-speakers in SHIELD headquarters... he can hear everything you say and he thinks your referring to him by all that litany of name-calling.."

Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johansson):..".. - what.. ?.. - who..?.."

The Hulk (Lou Ferrigno):..".. The Hulk- the real... McCoy.."..

Tony Stark (Robert Downey Junior):..".. okay.. Natasha.. so maybe not a good idea.."

The Hulk (Lou Ferrigno):.."... - okay.. ".. he points at the image of Haydnn Christiansson on the computer flat-console table-screen... ".. that's him... I'm his sidekick.. when.. the change happens with me.. it's.. Wanda Maximoff (Kate Moss).. how she cries and sobs for that army of robots of green-orc looking robots and ONLY by will of Moses and Biblical Ishtar masses and hoards of Orc-robots getting decimated on Voltron.. so.. it's.. what Anakin Skywalker and I do to that Army of Stormtroopers that Ahania Blacksmith has amassed with one purpose and only one.. no two.... purposes in mind.. to protect the Christ-baby Captain Phasma.. I mean... it.. she's very young.. like Dandelion (Willie Tell Archer-2) here.. and Loyolla.. the army of Stormtroopers are protecting Loyolla (Winona Hyacinth horowitz ryder).. and.. the unspeakable, beyond comprehension or imagination things that yours truly and Anakin Skywalker (Haydnn) do to those stormtroopers... it's what... Natasha... please.. don't- just don't .. he's .. he's my friend.. we patched things up thru a true manger-miracle .. "

Tony Stark (Robert Downey junior):.. "- what..?.. Natasha..?.."

Natasha Romanoff has an icy, hypnotized-glased expression.. she is inhumanly silent..

Loki (Tom Hiddleton) is shuffling in the corner like Magruder in prison, feeling absolutely miserable.. he's eating a quiche...

The Hulk (Lou Ferrigno):..".. Natasha.. please.. please.. it's what I technically actually am in a respectful inoffensive, archetypical and mythological sense of the word.. and you just- Natasha - what..?.."

Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johansson) has an icy, transfixed expression.. she is silent..

Tony Stark (Robert Downey junior):..".. Natasha.. with me.. it's the Iron Man costume.. and .. oh .. yeah... one thing.."

Anakin Skywalker (Haydnn) (on planet Coruscent, beside the Hulk, smiling wickedly at a massive, ocean, Leviathon army of Stormtroopers):.. ".. and we have a Hulk..."


Avengers; age of Ultron screenplay written by Hanno Jason Leigh...

Part 2 of Avengers Age of Ultron screenplay...

Peter Parker (Hanno Jason Leigh) in his Spider-man costume enters his apartment .. he takes off his mask..

Mary Jane-Watson (Uma Thurman):..".. PETER!!… he's Jack O'Lantern.. he's like Timothy McVeigh.. you could have gotten killed!.. - what..?.. Peter I'm going to get fully nude right away..".. - she does.. - .."... Peter .. I'm taking a shower.. ".. Mary Jane-Watson (Uma Thurman) goes into the bathroom nude and turns on the shower faucet.. -..".. Crispin Glover... please.. that's why I rushed.. Crispin Glover.. please don't.. please- sob sob.. please... it's also.. I can't even THINK with Crispin Glover's insistantations.. is it even the polish thing at ALL with Crispin Glover.... Peter .. I have telepathy.. it's a super-power I acquired... I know what you were going to say.. and I had to be nude in the shower before you said it.. you were going to say that you saved lives and you felt like a bad person because you did that.. it's Matt Murdock.. how he warps people's mind with that kind of logic.. how he pulls you deep into this gang-war.. and then.. PETER.. I have a key to your apartment.. I was waiting inside.. I'm hardcore stalking you, Peter.... i'm your stalker Peter and that's how I express my love for you, Peter.. and it's that Athena Rolando Howard Stern said that Brad Pitt could have shot her dead with a shotgun for her doing not even a FRACTION of what I do in respect to you, Peter.. Peter .. we won't get married.. marry Liz Allen (Victoria Brianne Hill).. Harry Osbourne says he's not long for this world... she's going to be a widow soon.. marry her instead … Peter.. also .. she was one of the bullies in high school wasn't she.. it's this passion for world forgiveness that consumed us both.. Peter.. "