.. Leo.. Leonardo diCaprio.. "The Wolf of Wall Street" was not directed by Scorcese.. "The Wolf of Wall Street" was filmed footage.. of improv stage-acting.. in which Leoardo diCaprio was.. was forced to participate... managed and run.. by agents.. by agents.. by agents.. agents.. creatures far far far far far far far far far worse than Adolph Hitler and Josef Stalin put together.. agents... Hollywood agents...

Cobra soldiers:..".. SHITBAG AGENTS!!!.. SHITBAG AGENTS!!!  SHITBAG AGENTS!!!.. SHITBAG AGENTS.."

.. a craggy voice:.. " ... so when I ran into another shitbag producer.. "

  Hanno:.. ".. what about shitbag agents.."

.. the craggy voice:.. ".. uh.. duhh.. wuzzat..."..