.. when I read that Angelina Jolie had hired a male stripper to dance for a female producer-friend of hers to whom she was so unbelievably grateful.. and for her female friends.. I panicked and I said that this was an incontrovertable, irrevocable reason for why Angelina Jolie had to be cast as Barbara Minerva right away.. with apocalyptic urgency...

.. it means cannibalism.. it means the male strippers are supposed to be cannibalized by the women.. the Baroness thing with space pirates may be a hoax.. to put the Baroness of COBRA on the same page as the male strippers...

               .. I insisted that the Angelia Jolie Barbara Minerva is absolutely.. in the zero tolerance sense.. she is not a cannibal....

               .. and that stands..

                              .. forevermore. quoth the Raven.. quoth.. sob.. Daiavil...

                                       ... it also means that Angelina Jolie will read Joseph Conrad's novel.. "Heart of Darkness".. in which noble male cannibals.. men of honour.. are mentioned..

               .. it means that Angelina jolie will read a book I have not read.. "Nostromo"... written by Joseph Conrad.. I did not read the book because it was owed to .. Joseph Conrad wrote the book because he met a male thief.. who inspired him to write the book.. back then.. theft was far too painful a topic to me to owe the reading of a book to it..

          .. the male strippers are meant to be exotic, strong, healthy, robust ... horses... they are meant to be.. horses..

                .. just like the hardworking horse in George Orwell's novel.. "Animal Farm".. who is finally rewarded for his hard, tireless, exhausting work for the whole novel.. who is rewarded for this whole novel .. by being sent to...

                   .. the glue factory...


              .. Nude Barbara Minerva (Nude Angelina Jolie):..".. a glue unstuch be I.. a glue unstuch be I...
 
         .. felsh..."...