john constantine and nude jessica drew and international telepathy and LAN telepathy...

nude Jessica drew:  LAN telepathy is my muse a nude nympth squashed by bellyrum wax am I.. this wax is time...

john:  ahh.. time tin tin time..

nude Jessica drew:  sniff boo hoo.. and I will always be a prankqueen nude...

john: .. but the belly of time is a mother..

nude Jessica drew:  FUUUCKKERRR.. fuuuckkk...

john:  whoa .. wasn't expecting that...

nude Jessica drew:  thenk you..

john:  .. and the rising of bread is a crusty fellow elf .. the wolf of elfinbone is a bone cartoon drawing.. for the bones of jeff smith were elves once..

nude Jessica drew:  yes they WERE.. boo hoo hoo .. sniff..

john:  .. in the days of Saruman who knew them all the wisest of the orcs...

nude Jessica drew:  ... am I am FIRST@@@@ among the orcs.. a fellow jew...

john:  .. yess... orc's aplenty!.. to quoth the gail wind..

nude Jessica drew: .. but she's a HORRIBLE moderator...

john:  I concur...

nude Jessica drew: .. I thought she once BANNED me from life and newsgroups.. hehehehe.. aplenty...

john:  I concur not with that action..

nude Jessica drew: .. sniff boo hoo.. thenk you...

john: .. hate is such a bad thing,.

nude Jessica drew:  - somewhat sternish - yes.  I concur.

john:  I knew a two or three year old girl who once said the same thing..

nude Jessica drew:  that makes me feel good inside .. all gooey and squooshey...

john:  spoken like a trew mystic

nude Jessica drew:  and I ama SWORD in TRUE.. YEAHHHH...

john:  ahhwww.. yer so sweet..

nude Jessica drew:  yippee.. lessee zatanna..

john:  ahh.. yes . .she lives in Dublin now.. a small town.. if you believe Ulyssess...

nude Jessica drew:  .. I always liked henry James's novel...

john:  ahh.. truer than you think...

nude Jessica drew:  .. ahh.. out of the mout of babes... a mout trout...

john:  .. ahh.. c'mere...

nude Jessica drew:  was that .. impolite?..

john:  .. ahh.. you feel compassion for trouts that swim upsteam... a steamship trout...

nude Jessica drew:  .. I thought those were barricuda.. hehehehe.. steamships...

john:  ahh.. eyss... sorry.. it's barricuda's that ship through steam...

nude Jessica drew:  you mean upstream.. sorry sorry.. meant to correct you....

john:  this is exactly how we talk in the comics...

nude Jessica:  ahhh.. yesss.. we're in a comic book.. WOOWWWW... like Dublin.. a comic book like Dublin town all an din... an is a word in shakespear I know.. so is marry..

john:  ahh.. you your so bright..

nude Jessica drew;  - kidding - I THINK NOT... a queens speech..

john:  ahh.. the queen scared many people because she was dark..

nude Jessica drew; I hope I scare you too.. wait.. justj juss kiddin' .. I think.. I mean what/..

john:  ah.. I scare easily by human..

nude Jessica drew: .. bit not by devils bits..

john:  ... ahh.. yes.. I think I met a devil once and it was me..

nude Jessica drew:  you ?... you mean not.. AHH.. me .. yeth meant to say me no t you finally meant to say what I mean.. me .. am devil jew.. AHHHH.. you scare me john... you scare me...

john:  I intend to...

nude Jessica drew:  I like people who scare me like you do Halloween...

john:  ahh.. yess.. bring Halloween back to the pagans away from the Christians..

nude Jessica drew:  I blame the inquisition.. your enemy the FUCKING CHURCHH.. I hate CHARLOTTE CHURCH...

john:  ahh.. don't say that Jessica.. she's another you..

nude Jessica drew:  .. DON't SAY that.. .. I mean what?.. I do like her songs tho.. as a kid I listened to them fondly.. about the person you like the less said I prefer it..

john:  yes  - thinking.. ahh.. we're inside .. let's take a shower together..

nude Jessica drew:  i'll get naked for the part.. .. out of sillhoutte... into shower flesh tones..

john:  thought you'd never ask... I was a dangerous night tho.. Dublin still a dangerous city for women..

nude Jessica drew:  ... that's why I was ALWAYS hiding myself like a scaredy-cat in silhouette.. glad we're inside now.. it's so much brighter inside than in the daytime..

john:  their is a scorching light in darkness in dark nights.. okay.. ahh.. we're's that key... right..

nude Jessica drew:  .... there's always an aunt to help you if you lose the key.. which rarely happens..

john:  wise words.. my nude Jessica simpson..

nude Jessica drew:... - scattershoots inside the apartment and races naked across it into the bathroom.. and ducks under immediately hot scorching water - ahhhh.. yess...

john:  i'll join you in a second... wait.. this clock .. yes it still tells time..

- end issue - 


john and nude Jessica spend the whole issue wandering jew the streets of Dublin.. and talking this...

dialogue written by Stephan Daedeles..

colours by brad Anderson and dan green...