Pamela Isley: ..".. the nightinting nightingale of my soul is the dawn of no peak in my belly an archipelago abdomen I have... I... I have to talk to Batman.. to get him to sign a legal contract.. imen.. it's an autograph.. I want Batman to sign me an autograph.."
Harvey Dent: ..".. Pamela.. i'll introduce you to Batman.. it's just.. he's left messages for me and hasn't returned my calls.. I'm very unreliable with appointments and he knows that.. so he doesn't return my calls .. wait.. that's kind of a silly premise.. Pamela.. Batman's a busy man.. he responds to emergency situations.. he CAN'T meet an appointment with me if I'm not SURE to show up... "
Pamela Isley: .."... But Batman.. I don't want to steal his time for an autograph.."
Harvey Dent: .."... but Pamela.. you'll get Batman's signature.. and he may sign it with his secret identity.. as a personal coded message to you.. Pamela.. I'm sure he will.. I'm sure he will.. it's a legal contract with you .. his autograph.. and you're WORTH a legal contract with the Batman.. Pamela.."
Pamela Isley: ..".. sorry.. sorry.. Harvey.. is it "Batman" or.. "The Batman"..
Harvey Dent: ..".. I think he's Batman on his way to becoming The Batman.. But I think in the 1930's their actually was a "The Batman" who later became just.. Batman.. he was the Batman of the early part of the twentieth century.. known as the Golden Age of Chicago.. all other Batmen have belonged to the later half of the twentieth century, the Silver Ages of New York and the Bronze Ages of California.. "
Pamela Isley: ...".. but Harvey.. it must be so exciting to think you're going to meet Batman.. SOMEday..."
Harvey Dent: ..'.. if it was just ME.. that day would probably.. heh... never arrive.. but if it's so Batman can meet YOU... that day will come definitely someday.."
Pamela Isley: ..".. and we can finish our contract..."
Harvey Dent: ..".. you know.. Pamela.. we've known each other for six months.. no.. sorry.. eight months now... eight months.. and we hit if off splendidly.. we became fast friends.. and it's like we do Breakfast at Champions.. wait.. I fergid what that means.. "
Bruce Wayne: .. - shows up - ..".. Harvey .. wait.. hi.. have we met.. Pam.. Pam Ivy.."
Pamela Isley freezes..
Bruce Wayne: .. sorry.. i'm a jerk.. I got ivy in the mayfair ..
Pamela Isley's eyes well up with tears..
Harvey Dent: ..".. Her handle's .. Pamela Isley's handle is Poison ivy .. Bruce... I'm promoting the Poison ivy Vegetarian agenda among my legal colleagues.. guess what.. Bruce.. their is such a thing as Vegetarian Shish-ka-bob.."
Bruce Wayne: ..Oh..
Pamela Isley: ..". and.. and.. and.. vegetarian ground beef is DIGESTIBLE.. actual ACTUAL meat is so so heavy in the stomach like wet cement in the stomach real actual meat ground beef is.. vegetarian soy product ground beef.. a hundred percent fake meat.. I mean vegetarian soy product vegetarian ground beef is so light, so innocuous... that it energizes you with life.. and doesn't weigh you down at all.. I eat Chick n' Veggie Burgers.. with are spicy and don't taste like Chicken at ALL.. the pure vegan Veggie Burgers taste too much like they are actually made of sprouts and asparagus.."
Harvey Dent: ..".. call me crazy but I want to try the pure vegan veggie burger.."
Bruce Wayne: ..".. Pamela.. Pam.. I didn't have to write any of that down .. the way you said it.. it all sticks in my memory.. you explained it so deftly and clearly.. congratulations Pam Ivy.. ahh.. damn.."
Pamela Isley's eyes well up with tears again and she starts making a soft, loud wailing sound..
Harvey Dent: ..".. the Poison ivy vegetarian diet is what Pamela Isley so adroitly and elegantly and concisely just related to you Bruce.. and it's just the first step into getting a real, solid foothold into turning Gotham city 100% vegetarian.. no one can eat meat anymore anyway without feeling sick and heavy afterward.. except pork.. PAMELA.. sorry.. sorry.. pork is fake meat.. mystery meat... I'm convinced of it.. sorry.."
Pamela Isley: ..".. wait.. Harvey I do eat that but I really, really eat it hoping it IS mystery meat.."
Bruce Wayne:..".. hey.. i'll investigate.. I want to get into the business of producing mystery meat and getting infiltrating as much of healthy mystery meat into the meat industry as possible.. "
Pamela Isley: ..".. HAY.. Harvey.. after we've gotten the Poison ivy network underway.. how about making me the poster-girl for the Jill the Ripper network.."
Harvey Dent: ..".. How's Batman doing with that investigation anyway.."
Bruce Wayne: ..".. Batman is working on the German serial killer case.. "The Woman without a Face" .. right now.. the woman who is only known by her DNA.. no other trace but that..."
Harvey Dent: ..".. yeah... DNA.. yeah.. i'm sure ol' Jill won't mind if it's Batman looking at her DNA... somethin' about bein' blind as a bat.."
Bruce Wayne: ..".. here's the thing.. here's what Batman told me.. he finds DNA analysis invasive practice .. so .. he said whenever he finds "The Woman without a face"'s or ol' Jill the Ripper's Australian DNA.. "
Pamela Isley: .. BULLSHIT!!.. BULLSHIT!!.. all any asshat on the internet has to say is.. blah blah blah.. their's like.. no validity to the Australian scientists research .. it just Doesn't MATTER... any foolish person can write a.. a.. a .. downgrading of valid DNA research by an esteemable Australian scientist into.. sorry.. remnants of Jill the Ripper's DNA.."
Harvey Dent looks uncomfortable..
Bruce Wayne: ..".. Pam... you're right.. before ANYONE puts a refutation of scientific research on a media studies internet webpage.. they really should read Marshall McCluhan first.. or at least Alvin Toffler.. instead of.. as is evident of the educational level of the media "studies" webpage I read on Jill the Ripper.. which I read.. the author of this webpage has read neither writer.."
Pamela Isley: ..".. Pam.. Bruce.. Harvey.. sorry.. it's just.. I kind of thought I could become Jill the Ripper for the new milleneum someday.."
Harvey Dent: .. ".. never give up on your dreams, Pam.."
Bruce Wayne: ..".. oh wait.. see... Batman.. sorry.. Batman splices his own DNA .. from clipping his fingernails or cutting his hair... DNA from hair or fingernails.. his own.. he uses genetic engineering that he learned from Braniac 13 technology which is interlaced with his Batcave computer.. see he's got the whole code to his own DNA on his Batcave computer.. and he's got a computer-coded translation of Finnegans Wake by James Joyce on his computer.. and then finally .. he's got o'l poor Ol Jill the Ripper's and the Woman without a Face's DNA on his computer as pure digital .. and analog.. RNA analog .. information on his computer in the Batcave.. and then.. he uses fractal science from his book by Tamas Vicsek to overlay then all together like pleated sheets .. so he can create a Double Helix.. and form the DNA of a very special Jill the Ripper of his own.. he told me all this.. he does this .. in the name of privacy.. and not doing anything with anyone else's DNA that he wouldn't do with his own... anyway.. I'm off.. nice talking to you both.. - Bruce leaves..
Pamela Isley: ..".. I liked how he called me Pam.. I really.. did.."
Harvey Dent: . ".. so did I.."
scene in "Batman Dream of Eale 1 written by Scott Snyder-2
Val Kilmar: Bruce Wayne
Winona Ryder: Pamela Isley
Harvey Dent: Tommy Lee Jones...
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