Mojo is played by Harry Knowles on an unidentified homeworld that is a coal-pitch-black-as-coal technological labyrinth wilderness like an intricate cellular microorganism interstitial network of mine-shafts.. Mojo is watching the screen.. on the screen is a television show.. "X-BABIES!!!.."...

Mojo (Harry Knowles):..".. AUUUGHHH!!!.. - where are the real X-Men..!!.."..

- a Havok killed them.. all of them.. he killed all the X-Men.. and the Brotherhood as well.. including Mystique (Holly Madison)… it was really tragic.. real sad... real heartbreaking.. personally shattering actually.. for Havok especially..

Mojo (Harry Knowles):...".. whoa- whoa - whoa - .. slow down.. who the hell is Havok.. I've never heard of him.."

- Havok is Cyclop's younger brother, Alex Summers.. he's on the major, major, major outskirts and margins of X-Men reality.. almost like he occupies a season of mists.. sorry if that phrase is copyrighted to Neil Gaiman..

Mojo (Harry Knowles):..".. okay.. we'll get to that later.. you still haven't explained to me who the HELL is Havok.. and don't tell me that he is .. of all things.. Cyclop's younger brother.. Alex- .. oy, what a name.. that just won't watch.. - cancel Havok..

- uh- we can't .. he just cancelled about a hundred of the X-Men... his nearest and dearest.. he just.. erased them all from reality.. like they never existed to begin with.. it's like he learned that.. from the Beyonder..

Mojo (Harry Knowles):..".. - but.. - but.. - but.. why would he do a thing like that..?.."..

- oh.. except Longshot.. Havok loves Longshot and considers him teh most loyal of friends...

Mojo (Harry Knowles):...".. so this very foolish Havok person decides on his own whim NOT to kill the one … person I really, really, REALLY want DEAD!!!- DEAD!!! - DEADD dediderodonit DEAD!!!.. this longSHIT person I want dead and Havok .. kinda likes him huh..

- he loves him and is horrific by his... by Longshot's monstrous level of human suffering..

Mojo (Harry Knowles):..".. - wait.. what did you say about the brotherhood.."

- oh .. the Blob's alive.. Havok likes him too..

Mojo (Harry Knowles):..".. well, I don't.. and Mystique (Holly Madison).. Havok killed her..?.. "..

- Havok is developing a zero-tolerance policy for COMPLETE ASSHOLES...

Mojo (Harry Knowles):....".. Jesus Christ, Havok.. you don't have to tell me that that's what the X-Men have always been and always will be .. but .. I need them for Mojo-ratings.. Havok.. puh-leeez.. bring them BACK!!.."..

- .. also.. Havok is involved with truly satanic shenanigans with Polaris.. or should we say.. LORNA .. frickin' Dane..

Mojo (Harry Knowles):..".. one bitch I truly hate with hell's pains..."...

- .. and Havok... it's like.. oh geez.. he also killed Magneto.. Magneto was also being a complete asshole so Havok killed him..

Mojo (Harry Knowles):..".. I think something terribly wrong-headed happened with the casting of Magneto if this is the CASE!!!!!.... but I still don't want Havok on television in Mojo-world.. because he just kinda.. you know... he just doesn't count.. like Elizabeth Wurtzel wrote so aptly about Prince Charles....

.. this whole scene was written by someone who really wonders if it's.. sob sob sob.. concievable.. taht he is Jennifer Jason Leigh identical twin brother... separated literally at birth and separated in different countries all their mutual.. sob sob sob.. lives.. this whole scene was written by Hanno Ridal Raudsepp.. who still really, really, really, really, really wants to play Havok aka Alex Summers, Cyclops's younger brother, Scott Summers's younger brother, Alex...

.. send this whole long scene with hopeful consideration to Brian Michael Bendis...