ant man and doctor doom..

ant man:  the ants are marching .. hardi har.. taranta taranta..

doctor doom:  be serious..

ant man:  - gravely - I'm very serious..

doctor doom:  I'm sorry.. truly sorry..

ant man - still more gravely - yeah.. so am I doom.. so am I..

doctor doom:  but.. let's talk..

ant man:  no .. talking's over.. talking's over.. it's time to begin the work of many ant-dominos.. the domino theory of ant theory..

doctor doom:  yes yes - mechal Keaton - I sseee..

ant man:  global warming has had a devastating effect on the plant ant population.. it's time to take the battle home.. ants have been demonized ABOMINATED by wicca books... ants do NOT kill babies..

doctor doom:  - weakly - yes.. yes..

ant man: what?

doctor doom: - still more weaker - go on go on..

ant man:  yeesss.. the ant invasion of planet earth is about to begin.. I have contacted the stygian quarters of the galaxy to enlist them in their plant war invasion of the body snatchers of earth.. the ants have had ENOUGH.. no mercy.. no casualties.. merely a subtle population shift.. plant clones with ant consciousness's .. the rest of the obsolete population will not resist their literal decay..

doctor doom:  go on..


doctor doom:  kevin bacon

ant- man:  paul rudd..

directed by pitof and film nudie director Philip Kauffman  .. starring nudie actress brooke adams as the nude wasp ever nude..

screenplay by joss whedon...