The Justice League screenplay
ant man: the ants are marching .. hardi har.. taranta taranta..
doctor doom: be serious..
ant man: - gravely - I'm very serious..
doctor doom: I'm sorry.. truly sorry..
ant man - still more gravely - yeah.. so am I doom.. so am I..
doctor doom: but.. let's talk..
ant man: no .. talking's over.. talking's over.. it's time to begin the work of many ant-dominos.. the domino theory of ant theory..
doctor doom: yes yes - mechal Keaton - I sseee..
ant man: global warming has had a devastating effect on the plant ant population.. it's time to take the battle home.. ants have been demonized ABOMINATED by wicca books... ants do NOT kill babies..
doctor doom: - weakly - yes.. yes..
ant man: what?
doctor doom: - still more weaker - go on go on..
ant man: yeesss.. the ant invasion of planet earth is about to begin.. I have contacted the stygian quarters of the galaxy to enlist them in their plant war invasion of the body snatchers of earth.. the ants have had ENOUGH.. no mercy.. no casualties.. merely a subtle population shift.. plant clones with ant consciousness's .. the rest of the obsolete population will not resist their literal decay..
doctor doom: go on..
doctor doom: kevin bacon
ant- man: paul rudd..
directed by pitof and film nudie director Philip Kauffman .. starring nudie actress brooke adams as the nude wasp ever nude..
frog-woman: boohoo hoo hoo..
frog man: it's .. it's over..
frog-woman: boohoo hoo ho hoo hoo boo hooo
frog man: I never knew the leeks of summer like the death of many froggers from the afro music of reggae charm for evil's ness is the devouring of truth by holograms HOLOGRAMS of many charms for the lugubrious..
frog-woman: lugu lugu little lulue nude she is a little frogger traumatized by the cannibalism of UNTRUTH...
frog man: yeth.. we have much work to do in the sunrise of many leeks of lime summer nude woman to heal the rifts of younung time of many times to forget to germaine forget to forget. to forsooth forget.. it is in many times to be..
frog-woman: to forget like the seasons first mist of rainbow trout uphill a river a river a river..
froge man: many rivers I n autumn gleen for a a fightin's trout to be the bitchin's river
frog woman: bitch BTICH gicth bith birth birth birth...
frogman- sorry so sorry..
nude embeths davidts: frog woman nude
ewen bremer: frog man live.. no vivisection is nothing but surgery.. vivisection means surgery.. paul Robert do niro nero NERO Robert de NERO.. Robert de nero George Bernard shaw was HE he sorry so sorry Robert good boy doogie Robert.. was George Bernard shaw none other than Robert de niro.. who in his best play the Doctor's Dillemma stated stimply ren Robert de niro and stimpy sean Robert bean sean bean stimpy and Robert de niro paraplegic Parkinson syndrome ben ren Robert de niro ren.. sean bean stimpy.. "The doctor's dillimma" shaw's best play "the doctor's dilemma" states simply that "the doctor's dilemma" by George Bernard shaw that vivisection surgery nothing more nothing less.. "the doctor's dilemma" hal Jordan IS Louis dubedat shaw's second greatest hero right next to the asthmatic suffererer.. of the ice age can-can-DID- da..
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Tom Hiddleton narration: It was the age of nightmares, never the age of innocence, always the age of Chicago, always the age of nightmares, the ages of mist always never, like righteous dogs and froggers mist, it was the age of shadows and reams and dreams.. It was the age of Capone, the age of Brucey, the age of uncle, the age of Bruce, Bruce Wayne, the age of riddles, the age of the riddler, most of all, a joker age, the age of ultron, the age of Robert de niro, the age of doom doom doom dominos, the age of V, the age nude eve and nude evey and nude ever nude evening, the age of mists dreams, above all the age of LOKI, of THORLOKI..
Tom, a young man named Tom, Roberts son: It was the age of Black Adam..
Dick Tracey: Hi I'm Dick Tracey.. we cant just fight we got to make friends.. yahhh weall fweinds.. I be busy Bugsy.. Bugsy Tracey noodles.. I be noodles whietely.. the funniest detective of all tiem... tiem tracey.. diem is my fwiend.. but dogs.. they no good business... drugs they veddy good business.. I got a trainwretch settled for muy good fwiend Columbia.. a plane network.. I'm going to reroute all airports to Columbia.. satellite city elementary Watson crick Sherlock teleportation city satellite style.. yeahh.. we do good business in golumbia gomus druel.. hey hazar heys the drool empire going..
Hazar: yahh.. yahh yeahhh.. I'm goin to figh the war against hemlock Sherlock..
Sherlock hemlock: damn I should have ran from the can of yan of dan
dan fielding: so we got the whimmer whammer the silly sammer
ted damson: yeah why so snooty diane
nude Diana: oooahahahhha...
dan: so when the whitey walking little lacky dianster does the funny hop
hal Jordan: bunny hop... - peirre verhoenksy - hya hya hya laughs like a ralph bakshi hyena
nude sandicomm: it' sover bitches who does HANNO think he is.. - sandi nukes the earth - the day after simple elegant gore-less incineration skeletons ensues..
Dick Tracey Hanno: so we're at issue 51.. I am a timewrech insues.. we got 53 realities to blow up courtesy of only nude sandicomm no one else makes mistakes like exquisite butt nude her.. 50 times more nuking the earth in world war 3's andthen we ggottith it make like..
jabba: yahhho whoooah let's smarm some earth soil
Dick Tracey: we got 50 realities to go to nuke courtesy of nude sandicomm nude before we get to PURGATORY.. thinks nude black canary.. your a wretch courtesty of to many strip clubs.. dis ' ain't no meat facory.. fuckory.. fuck this shit.. she's too man-horny...
nude sandicomm: I'm the silliest dick of all..
Dick Tracey: and so it began.. drugs no dey not good business good ghumley.. I be a good businessman.. not as goo neadly as good as big boy..
big boy: don't needle me dick.. don't needle me..
dick tracey: an' so I begun like needles..
dustin Hoffman quietmouth: neeldes I be .. wag the dog .. we got to distract the world from bill clintock's disastrous foreign politcy..
big boy: how about a sex scandal.. i'll call nude monica..
dick tracey..: nude bellucci.. you're already ahead of me al..
big boy: yahh... dat's why I go t da big girls nude like Madonna the breathless ho' of minx lewdy..
dick tracey: an' so it begun..
nude poison ivy: hey Richard the penn.. oi got poison in the lewdsky scum scum fitchid... I got te teasy my tussy out... tussy bein' vagina.. a got a funny vagina lewd..
dick tracey: hi silly ivy nude.. this is so silly this war.. make politic lewd as it is.. why so serious batman..
Batman: give it up harvery
harvery: NEVER!
Harvey at top of a skyscraper..
Harvey: ever wonder why world stopped spinning silly.. it was a politic game of neanthredals... the tuba trombone Hungarian of laslo the minx wolf is a ready politic for wolf's lallly lally..
nude poison ivy: hey noni noni..
Harvey: thenk .. - drinks the noni juice dry - hey lally lad boy skippy.. I be a scot Harvey.. I be happy now..
jabba the hutt in the corner: ho ho ho.. I am ready to die in a sarlac pit of my own devising.. it got a beack.. I be mr. beaks.. he be not the only hutt in town..
Harvey: thet's good jabba.. it's enough.. it's enough..
nude poison: we be weal good fwiends jabba.. hewes me hongue ..
jabba: and und its as good as a thorougbread..
nude poison ivy: I have a bread tongue wicked nude tongue it is..
jabba: my tongue is huge..
C-3 p O - ohh I can't bear to watch..
nude piiosoni ivy: noo three pweasse watch weppwweasses pllelleasse - a I be a hawk bird hankshaw midgard middle earth alien elf fow you..
jabba : boshca..
c- 3 p o and nude poison fall through a trapdoor-
Harvey: well jabba looks like its just you and me and 'nother apple gone sour...
Harvey: so, its all about the LOUSY security.. ever wonder why pilots of studio aircraft grow FAT while babies starve.. why air force 1 can't take off with the president inside.. LUCK simple doo da luck..
Bruce Wayne: how many people did he kill
Commissioner Gordon: we don't think he killed any..
Bruce Wayne: a good hiding will change that..
nude chase gets a machine gun - let's go.. victims amount to nothing
commissioner Gordon: I'm sorry it had to come to this...
nude chase meridian: blasts the door- buy me a new one bats..
Harvey: it begins - ticks his wrist watch - it glows bleeps red line -
in another state, Dick Tracey in yellow jacket and turquoise Tron hieroglyphs..
Dick Tracey: I'm on my way..
JUSTICE LEAGUE credits ensue with classic Danny Elfman music and cityscape of Gotham Warren Beatty style..
Black Adam Dick Tracy Bruce Wayne Batman - Hanno Raudsepp
nude poison ivy - nude winona ryder
nude maddona - breathless nude Mahoney nude
big boy caprice - al pacino al deadly al
sean bean - the riddler the Brow..
etcetera ad nauseam and so forth..
The Brow: the awesomeness of the Brow is untold riches of gold mining.. put 'er their pal..
flattop: yeahh.. friends 'till the end..
The brow: yeah.. juss' gottat think.. we gotta work hard to conquer gold knos.. fort knox Imen
goldfinger theme begins.. they both look up bemused..
goldfinger: Goldfinger wishes to be of service.. it is time for Swedish dutch inductions..
nude poison is poisoned with green paint.. she is nude.. on bed..
goldfinger: I'm sorry it had to be done..
flattop and goldfinger brow: almost weeping - whaatt.. this is no way to start a business..
nude poison: ahhhh..
flattop: shoots her with a smoke gun relief - ahhh.. that'll silence her.. this carbon dioxide fumes gottat end her life good..
the brow: - massages her nude green butt - this'll help her die...
goldfinger: yeahh.. I just.. I wish .. it couldn've have been otherwise... - he leaves..
the brow and flattop: yeah.. I wish it could've been the other way.. less leave - they do..
nude poison ivy's bum gets up. starts sprinkling nude mystique symbiote nude green jelly - ahhh .. nude poison: where'd they go.. that shut up me good.. I need a flattop symbiote armour to jelly me nude bum..
the brow is gone.. he's in the street..
the brow: I hope she know what good for her..
Dick Tracey: good work, brow, it should keep her on frosty ice for a while.. we got ice sprinkles in the moxey.. time to taek care of nude rogue with extreme prejudice..
the brow: extreme? a modest amount won't do?
dick tracey: I'm going to give you a modest proposal..
the brow: I'm listening with all ears.. all music to my ears.. this cell-phoene nude rogue nude phoebe phenomenon vulva has to stop.. music has to stop because music is cell-phones.. we have to bring about the death of pop music..
hanno raudsepp bruce wayne: his first entrance into the dc movie universe - that's where I come in..
written by jesus the Christ saintly..
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