Diana vivisects the shoplifting women of newsarama distribution..
she disembowels the kidneys and intestines of the men who work in newsarama distribution..
She smiles wickedly..
this issue is written by brian k. Vaughn who is vince vaugn and William messner-loebs..
Diana cannibalizes a little baby and eats the baby live like a chicken..
Then Diana calls herself the ultimate Geek..
This comic book series is called .. "The Ultimate Diana"...
this is the contents of "The ultimate Diana"  #1...
i'll write the issue later.. it will be sixty pages long.. with very small panels.. and much much peter david like text.. peter david level text .. peter david wright text.. the wright brothers fly planes.. excelsior.. !!