But Johnathon Crane never read teh books.. he just went into retirement.. to lead a calm, peaceful, even docile life... their was a CHEAT involved in a contract with the devil Johnathon Crane had nver signed.. He'd never signed this contract with the devil.. Johnathon Crane.. had. or hadn't.. but their was a CHEAT in the contract.. and forevermore.. quoth the raven.. it was as if Johnathon Crane had read every single one of the books he had gently and firmly and decisively forbidden to himself.. he may as well not have made that decision of calm resolve at all.. for their was a CHET a CHEAT in the devil's system.. and all those book's he'd.. he'd never read became razors he'd started wielding like Mack the Knife or Miles the Slasher of Jill the Ripper of Charles Manson, the ohmeghisist of them all...