.. finally .. what is a Kate .. a Kate is an entity .. a female entity .. who should NEVER be a grade-school teacher.. until some undefined point in the future.. all Kate's should be only of as ditzes and only ditzes.. utterly incapable of bestowing an iota of information to a child and therefore absolutely, unequivocably unqualified to be a grade-school teacher..

.. but their is something sinister about a Kate.. children CANNOT rely on a Kate.. such as during a school play while the child is in pitch darkness to give the child a microphone.. a Kate is utterly, 100% unreliable in this respect, making sure the child has a responsible adult giving the child a microphone during a school play.. this is the MOST IMPORTANT reason why a Kate should NEVER be a grade-school teacher..

 .. finally .. their is a Frenchino.. a Frenchino is a high-school principle who had an obligation, a filial duty to be a nice person and made a choice in life not to be a nice person.. the Frenchino is a high-school principle who made this volitional choice in life..

  ... a Kate should NEVER work under a Frenchino.. most of all.. a Kate should NEVER have a single, FUCKING thought about the very existence itself of a Frenchino...

this whole text was written by Scott Snyder...