General Zod: ..".// so this sitcom I'm watching.. is it called.. "Desperate Halfwife".. I'm not sure.. I'm not sure.... Ahh.. what a truly .. excellent.. young actor the young teenager on the show is.. no amount of superlatives will suffice for his sense of being on-point, in sync with the time-clock register of sitcom tic-toc tic-tic time.. his exquisite.. sorry.. truly impeccable sense of timing to the environmental metronome of the sitcom clock.. this young actor.. is his name.. joe DiMaggio.. wait.. what were the names in the credits... the mother... I feel just HORRIBLE for the truly nice Mellissa-Reeves like woman playing the mother.. the "Desperate Housewife", truly, truly desperate.. "I'm drownin' here.. I'm drownin' here.. ".. actress playing the young mother.. the truly young mother.. ahh.. they want this woman to be Rachel Ray.. budda sheeaa wonnnut beea herrraa.. ana tiaimmaa soooona... the actress playing the mother has a stone of Sisyphus role .. but she's a brave woman and I would be crestfallen, heartbroken.. if she lost her battle with this role.. with this sitcom.. which might happen.. which might happen... oh those poor young girls on the show.. this is hard.. this show could make them absolutely miserable. this show could bring untold misery to the lives of the poor young girls on the show.. oh dear.. one of the young girls.. she's rather young.. so is the other.. so is the other.. ahh.. finally.. the greatness of the actor playing the father, the father, the glue that binds the family together.. but the father is an old hand at acing.. the actor playing the father is a true stalwart man.. worthy of the throne of Krypton itself.."..
.. did Scott Snyder write this monologue for General Zod after all...?.. for Ralph Fiennes.. for Ralph Fienne's General Zod..?...
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