Angelo Bend (Crispin Glover):..".. He's the Colonel .. he's terrifying.. he's beyond terrifying.. he's the Colonel.. he's pure, unadulterated horror.. I can't tell you what his name is... I can tell you that I am so beyond Medusa-Gaze stone petrified for someone who is so beloved to me, Colonel Sanders.. sorry .. of Kentucky Fried Chicken.. sorry... it's.. the horror-Colonel.. I think he's older than seventy-eight... that's... all.. for now.. sorry.. real sorry that I can't actually tell you.. the name.. of the Colonel.. but I believe .. he is the only one they will allow.. the ONLY one they will allow to be.. the Colonel..."...