When the quintessential, definitive movie-version of The Old Testament is directed by Francis Ford Copolla and Sophia Copolla... the directors of "Moby Dick".. this will be the cast of that movie....

Winona Horowitz Ryder as Jezebel

Christian Bale as Jehovah

Sean Bean as Yahweh

Uma Thurman as Eve

Matt Damon as Adam Cadmon

Crispin Glover as a truly controversial, Noam Chomsky-like Biblical.. Moses.. Crispin Glover as Moses.. Crispin Glover as Moses.. Crispin Glover as Moses.. teh original Angelo Bend... a man of trigonometric ways...

Chad Michael Murray as Joshua

Dennis Leary as Jonah

David Morse as Isaiah

Francis Ford Copolla himself as Jeremiah.. Jeremiah... Jeremiah...

Kaysar from Big Brother- All Stars .. as.. Abraham.. the original Father.. could he be.. and Arab-Iraqi man..?..

.. that's enough... for now...

.. and .. oh.. finally... Monica Bellucci as Ishtar of Magdah.. Magda.. Magda.. as Ishtar.. of Babylon..

.. finally .. Tom Hanks as Judah.. Joseph's very oldest brother..

Kate Moss as a female Benjamin

Ben Mackenzie as Benjamin... Joseph's youngest brother

and.. for real.. for real.. Donny Osmond as Joseph...

… I've got another fantastic Joseph.. their are always two.. their are always two..

.. eddie Redmayne as Joseph.. eddie Redmayne of "Fantastic Beasts"...