robert downey junior is tony stark..

tony:  the waterboard is a surfboard.. it's surf city, Vietnam.. surfin' wit da viet cong.. I got no reason ta live anamore.. I'm too surfin' the relative eaves of apocalips them .. then it is no apocalips for me.. the two lips of a rabbit corporation racoon .. the racoon criminal is a special rabbit bread.. so is the mickey mouse.. he no dirty scoundrel like me who deserve to be waterboarded to the CEO sensation of crime.. cinnamon waterboard.. I eats it like popcorn.. likum az azza popum de gumum sheghe lorkum oop oop.. I am a joker CEO..