“The mighty Avengers scene in the screenplay by Scott Snyder.

Magneto: .. so my friend wolf spider of the beatnick remembrances of the dusks of tea's breakfast, english and otherwise.. for your silk webbing, wolf spider, is like a good english tea.... your webbing is like a good tea you offer your assailents, wolf spider...

Spider man: … I always felt like a wolf spider cub.. lost in the cubbyholes of remorse in Kafka's many Queens apartment buildings... kind of like my Kafka labyrinth is an apartment complex in Queens and I don't know which room to go to by Mary Jane always knows because it's my own.... and she's always invited.. I guess...

Magneto: .. ahhh.. this happened much in Germany during World War II, when I was a teenager much your age, Peter... women were so frantic to find their boyfriends that they looked in every single apartment in an apartment complex until they found their boyfriends.. no on got arrested for Burglary in Weimar Republic Germany.. that's why it was so weimer...

Spider man: … ahh.. good to hear.. nahh.. i'd never arrest my girlfriend.. oh.. yeah.. so .. “peter” .. huh.. you know my name is peter.. oh yeah.. you're telepathic..

Magneto: .. oh.. not entirly.. sorry.. pet- .. imen.. my telepathy is like a few sand grains lost in a lawn of normal growth... just a few sand grains of telepathy .. that's me.. Charles.. He told me you're name.. sorry.. imen.. sorry...

Spider-man: .. Charles Xavier.. yeah.. I guess he'd no everyone's secret identities.. so he could have them all file on Cerebro.. oh wait.. you built Cerebro, didn't you... Magneto.. with your electromagnetic powers... like you telepathically built Cerebro electromagnetically like telepathic electromagnetism become the official Cerebro machine... like I always figured that you DO have telepathy .. Magneto.. I know just like it's all focused on your magnetic powers...

Magneto: .. ahh.. Peter.. very astute.. so.. you went to UFT... or no.. hahahah.. Peter I know.. you went to Oxford... you're an Oxford man, Peter..

Spider-man: … oh man.. sorry to disappoint, Mags.. university's in my future...

Magneto: .. ah … peter.. I'll telapathically arrange something with the computer.. the registration computers at Oxford.. I can do at least that much, peter, I owe you that much.. ahh.. okay.. it's arranged.. you're officially enrolled at Oxford.. oh.. wait. Peter... you told me many times about your Spider-sense.. that's your telepathy...

Spider-man: .. ahh.. yes.. you figured it out, Mags... i'm an open book about my spider-sense, always have been...

Magneto: .. so.. peter.. you're Spider-sense should .. ahh.. yes.. their's a link.. an electromagnetic link with the very hard drives the ROMS and RAMS of the computers... now you can telepathically write and type out through thought-recognition software all you're P. H. d's for Oxford.. you can dictate them through distance sonar as well.. across thousands of miles.. across millions of miles in fact.. distance sonar voice-recognition software for the computers at Oxford..

Spider-man: .. you're a genius .. Mags.. always thought so... always knew it...

Magneto: .. you flatter me but my intelligence tells me.. ah.. peter . I'm sorry.. you may soon forget you're enrolled at Oxford.. but their will be no end of essay assignments, science and chemistry papers, history P. H. d's.. ahh.. you're working on three already..

Spider-man: .. so Magneto are you joining you're buddies, the X-men?...

Magneto: .. - sadly -.. ahh.. you're right.. sorry Peter.. in my own time... in my own place.. I have to .. travel to Latvia first.. post-haste... i'm sorry.. don't mean to be so rude as to mention haste in your company, Peter...

Spider-man: .. hey it's okay, mags.. so latvia.. ah.. that's latveria, right?.. alternate prononciation...

Magneto: .. yes, you're very right Peter.. they americanize it.. Latvia, Latveria, same country, same role, same city I go to now.. thanks peter...