Oswald Cobblepot: ..".. I frewlingly drew yu frum a well.. my mynixie-listie Christie Catwoman.. baby-me boyselina .. you kyle killingly-dressed woman yu.. "..
Catwoman: ..".. ohy me sluggard like a beblezebub bean-boybugselina.."..
Oswald Cobblepot: ..".. inneed and inded.. we buga dug us into a two of us like snails in a shell.. but their is a lewdsky fish woman who loves fish an if she becomes a CAT would NEHEVER lay a hair-breadths near a fish.. I should be nicer to fish too.. they mean much to me.."
Catwoman (Michelle Pfeiffer) :.. ".. eeehh.. it is a silly truly silly fish that I am squeamish scaredie cat cat freshwatterlilly cat of.."
Oswald Cobblepot: ..".. I will talk in Penguin-English now.... the Victorian kind... their is another soon-to-be Catwoman.. she calls her wannabee-Catwoman.. I think she shares the name Selina kyle with you.. my catty lady... not sure.. but I think.. she does.."
Catwoman: .. ".. we were born from the same womb.. we were both.. she and I .. born selfsame both us of us from a salamander womb.. and we become cats when we grew up.. tho I think her ten or twenty years later than myself me my Jacob marley self I merrily go myself around a circus Repulick of French Ireland.. "
Oswald Cobblepot: ..".. True.. and .. I think the name Selina Kyle juss' sorta grew into her like a tree stumpt that grounds her good in the soil of Gotham where she will never leave us when she finds us.. which I hope will be soon.. it's not safe for her to be at the top of a high-rise building.."
Catwoman:..".. eeeeh.. nooo.. I'm safe snug in the soil with you Pengy and Oswald two-man-in-one.. and she my twimb shweshter.."
Oswald Cobblepot: ..".. sister she is.. she is everyone's White Wedding Twin sister.. but your's especially my early too worm and early too late-Catwoman-DEEARRRRR... we are both dears in headlights and she is the mack truck that is going to ram into us and kill us both if we're not too careful to avoid it... but that's okay.. it's all good.."
Catwoman: ..".. so she's like.. my twin sister.. she's a pscyho-lilly.."
Oswald Cobblepot:... ".. she's no more psychotic than I myself am.. but that's very psychotic indeed... so you're right... Selina.. sorry... secretary-gopher Catwoman.. she's very psychotic.. but she's awkward... she's a very awkward, innocent young flower of a woman, a young, fresh in her youth daisy woman.. but psychotic..?.. no no.. Selina.. if I may add one small correction to your otherwise wise and sagacious assessment of your twin sister.. for if she is psychotic... it is only because I made her so.."...
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