The Batman Dream of Eale movie...

Batman Dream of Eale 1... The Poison Ivy, Johnathon Crane movie.. where Nikita Herzegovenia and Val Kilmar Bruce Wayne spend the whole movie as staunch, stalwart allies of Johnathon Crane and his plans for enhancing the intellectual neurochemistry of every single citizen of Gotham City.. thru his "brain gas".. Michael Keaton Bruce Wayne is confused by all this on purpose so he can play the role of a confused Bruce Wayne that he feels he can play so well because he feels guilty about the Penguin... who has recently begun launching the most insidious campaign for mayor in Gotham City history, together with Max Shreck.. Selina Kyle is a frazzled secretary who has become .. a woman in a minx rubber-black vinyl polyester Cat Costume and a truly MEAN, nasty attitude.. the Penguin soon realizes that he really doesn't like this woman.. who is after all only Selina Kyle in a Catwoman costume..

   .. but who...
 
                .. but who..

                            is the Catwoman...

                                   .. the Catwoman the slithy jabberwalky meangles in the depths of grey weaving ada Edgar Allen Poe sewers of mist and dusk arising being formed and birthed of the very silver-ebony, grey-white mist itself out of the foggy dew and the principle of the moist.. the raven shade Catwoman is formed from shades and glimmering underworld shades she is formed from black abysses and silver-grey mists in the depths of the underground KINGDOM of OSWALD COBBLEPOT, reigning king of the sewers of Gotham..

Catwoman: ..".. sehelihina.. whahat eeesss.. wee .. doo hoooing tooohoo leeehheeetttt.. hehehrherher.. beeeheee .. meeeheeee..."

Oswald Cobblepot:.. ".. ah.. my mistress of gentle kittens.. I must.. I'm sorry.. my mistress of the wee, mild moist cats.."

Catwoman:.. ".. moooiiissttt.. ccaahhaattss..."

Oswald Cobblepot: ...".. I must .... sorry.. kitten-woman.. I am going to have to have.. an acquaintance.. with Selina Kyle.. but it will be like a rocket explosion my ever-so-brief.."

Catwoman:..".. ahaahahAAIAIADSHDAFISDFIDSFHDFSSFDHIIHSDFIAHAHAAHAAAAIIIIHHHH.."

Oswald Cobblepot:..".. ahhaahh.. shame on you Oswald Cobblepot,. shamde.. shamde.. - he starts hitting himself with his three-fingerd fin-hand..-

Catwoman:... ".. Ohoooswahhallldd.. Iiiahhiaamm.. sohoorryyy... sooo sorrryo... so sorrryy.. I mahay have huhurrtt youuhoyyy wihitth .. myhyyyhh .. sCCWWEEAAMMM!!!!.."

Oswald Cobblepot: .. I deserve to be hurt for mentioning love and rockets..

Catwoman:.. ..'.. ahaahhaha.. cobblepot.. thasss .. better.. I always love that comic book by the Hernendez Brothers.. how is their name spelt anyway.. Hernandez brothers.. or Hernendez Brothers.. either way.. they rock my love-rocket boom.. I love their comic book, "Love and Rockets"..

Oswald Cobblepot:  ...".. ah very politically important comic book.."