I've seen them.. I've seen portraits of photographic realism of men of the era of the French Revolution.. and.. they are elves.. they are literally the historical elves of middle-earth... they are authentic, bonafide elves... from a parallel universe realm that is very, very different.. than.. elfquest.. than wendy pini's "elfquest"....

Men who should NEVER be elves..

Harry Knowles.. is a dwarf..

Magneto should NEVER be an elf..

Michael Rosenbaum's Lex Luthor should NEVER be an elf..

Johnny Depp should never, never NEVER.. aw hell...