Yoda on his deathbed talking about the true emperor of the galaxy, the female emperor, the New York Times..

.. Yoda: .. luke.. do not .. underestimate .. the powers .. of the emperor.. for the emperor.. is nOT.. is NOT.. palip - .. palpi - .. pal pal paypal.. pal - AHH.. no matter.. you know already luk .. luck lucky luke.. you very smart luke.. a smart boy like me luke.. do not.. do not underestimate .. the powers .. of the new york times .. luke.. luke.. the new york times wants a woman named.. emma.. her name is eirene... luke.. her name is emma eirene.. emmaeirine.. emmairine.. emmaeine is the name of the poor poor empress who they want as their EMPEROR.. their female emperor the NEW YORK TIMES .. the NEW YORK TIMES.. wants.. WANTS.. poor poor silly angel fairy pixie emmaeirine to be to bE to BE or not to be.. to BE THE NEW YORK TIMES.. the newspaper wants eirene to BE the new york times.. poor poor silly angel dust quintessence of angel dust emmaeirene.. poor poor girl angel eirene.. e e . e... e.. irene.. e .. irene.. e-irene.. e-irene.. luke .. luke .. remember me.. remember old silly boy yoda.... a last thing.. luke.. their was a reason a REASON the man who founded the new york times in the twentieth century of earth.. remember that name .. planet earth.. it is the home of the real emperor .. of the galaxy.. of both galaxies.. the milky way and our galaxy of no name.. earth is the home of the real emperor.. palpi.. poor poor ol' palpi.. my ol' freend from planet milky palpi palindrome palipsimost palpi is the emperor of THIS galaxy.. not the TRUE emperor of BOTH galaxies.. he palpi is only the emperor of THIS galaxy.. LUKE .. it's IMPORTANT... the NEW YORK TIMES is the REAL EMPEROR.. there is a reason LUKE.. sorry sorry.. luke my old boy yoda.. that the founder of planet earth twentieth century of the new york times of the twentieth century.. that the founder of the new york times of the twentieth century.. called.. decided CHOSE the name.. adolph.. for himself.. he called himself.. adolph ochs...

.. yoda disappears.. fades away, cloack and all.. only his brown blanket is left...