Boris Bergshtein?...

Boris Bergshtein?... and is he the real Boris Bergshtein for their seems to be little good to say about him... and you would think their would be many good things to say about the real Boris Bergshtein.. but this rather fake man and this more than fake father a fake Boris Bergshtein is simply a fake of a man... if Batman got hit by a truck.. a TRUCK.. all this fake Boris Bergshtein could talk about was the issue of empty cans of non-alcoholic beer which Bruce Wayne has drunk .. these cans being around the kitchen area.. as if this took priority over Bruce Wayne being hit by a TRUCK.. mind you, a truck.. no their is little good to be said about this fake Boris Bergshtein, a true faker of a father.. if his solution is to get bottles of non-alcoholic beer for Bruce Wayne, why in god's names does the fake Boris Bergshtein insist on hiding the bulk of the six-pack of non-alcoholic beer and apportioning out these bottles in the beer one or two at a time in the fridge.. is it too much to ask for Bruce Wayne to have access at all times to a full six-keg a full six bottles of non-alcoholic beer.. it is too much to ask from this still I consider fake Boris Bergshtein..

                      .. when will the real Boris Bergshtein finally arrive.. to be a true friend to Bruce Wayne .. the nice, kind, compassionate Russian father Boris Bergshtein .. will he ever arrive.. he must be in true agony, this nice Russian father Boris Bergshtein the real deal.. but Russia is a prison isn't it.. and will the nice, gentle-spirit, non-niggardly Russian Boris Bergshtein ever be let out of the prison that is Russia to be a good, true friend for someone who is direly in need of one.. Bruce Wayne...


.. looper zu / du/ to / a / to the 1960's.. a long, long paragraph long message from Jack Kirby...