... a scene from the nightmare womb of dagobah .. the eighth star wars chapter...

Darth Trupenny: .. the night of my misty righteousness.. for I believe in the mists of outrage.. a dawn for tyranny.. I will bring the rot of morning to Naboo.. Naboo.. Naboo.. my base of operations is at Naboo.. Naboo.. NABOOOOOO.... we have transformed the ecology of Naboo entirely.. ENTIRELY...

next scene – a much more pleasant Coruscant..

Jar Jar: Naboo in twouble.. Naboo in twouble.. deep dep twouble.. dep dep dieppe dieppe dep dieppe dieppe dep dep twouble...

a very young Obi Wan Schopenhauer..: .. slow down, Jar Jar.. oh I'm so sorry Jar Jar how rude of me..

Jar: yow not wude, Ben ol' Ben, yow not wude..

Obi Wan Shopenhauer: very kind of you to say, Jar Jar, very kind, very kind.. but what are your concerns about Naboo...

Jar Jar: deep dep deep dieppe dieppe conswens.. dieppe dieppe conswens .. vewy vewy dieppe dieppe conswens...

Obi Wan Shopenhauer: let's go for a coffee, Shopenhauer Jar Jar...

Jar Jar: ay, lez go fow a Java...

Obi Wan Shopenhauer: .. they have improved the bean at Java U..

Jar Jar: thazz a relief, Obi ol' Ben, Thazz a relief...

–- they are at the Java U –-

Obi Wan: So, Jar, Jar, what were you saying about Naboo...

Jar Jar: Wait, on sec, dwinking coffee.. okay.. okay.. dey RUIWNING DA COFFEE ON NABOO....

Obi Wan: OH MY GOD .. Jar Jar.. I sing the blessings of Lucifer, this is terrible news..

Jar Jar: tewwible.. juss .. tewwible.. dey putting something like opium weed in coffee .. methinks de opium trade eez beeg on TATOOIIYYEEEIINNEEE...

Obi Wan: oh man, oh man.. I once spent a few days on Tatooine...

Jar Jar: .. mee tooo .. mee tooo...

Obi Wan: let's go see Anakin, Jar Jar, he'll know what to do..

Jar Jar: - now speaking gravely – Yes. He is the man who has studied agriculture like few men before him.

Jar Jar: played by both the original actor and by Ben Kingsley...

Obi Wan Shopenhauer: Ewen Macgregor...