Huey: .."... who's Holden.. unca Donald..?.."
Donald Duck: ..".. ahh.. Holden..?.. you mean.. Holden Caulfield.. don't you Huey..?..
Huey:..".. Holden Cauliflower..?.."
Donald Duck: ..".. hahahahahah.. Holden.. Cauliflower.. and.. and I'm Donald Doormouse.. sorry .. Huey.. but .. Cauliflower.. how remarkable .. Huey.. because the Cauliflower is a religious symbol.. of female sexuality.. maybe I just made that up.. but the female libido may have meant a lot to Holden Caulfield.. and Holden.. ahh.. he could.. FEEL the sensations of the female libido.."
Daisy Duck: ..".. ahh.. Donald.. should we be telling the nephews these things.."
Donald Duck: ..".. ahh.. Daisy.. you know I never consider questions like that.. you're the responsible midwife of the duo of us.. Daisy.."
Daisy Duck: ..".. I should learn how to drive better tho.. if I ever become a midwife... I can never crash into someone while driving a woman to a hospital.. these new fangled-cars scare me Donald they scare me.."
Dewey: ..".. ahh.. ahh.. hospital.. you would do that if you were a midwife Daisy.. you would drive women to scary hospitals.."
Daisy Duck: ..".. oh no ... - Daisy is crying - .. oh no .. oh no.. I don't even know what I'm saying.. "
Donald Duck: .. ".. but you would crash into cars or people to avoid that eventuality .. wouldn't you Daisy.. to avoid the car even reaching the hospital.."
Daisy Duck: .. "... yes.. Donald .. yes .. I would - what...?.."
scene written for Steven Spielberg directed- "Carl Barks's Donald Duck and Nephews".. written by Scott Snyder..
Hugh Grant is Donald Duck
Sarah Underwood is Daisy Duck
Levi Muller and Hank Baskett IV are Huey and Dewey.. who plays Louwey....
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