Havok: .."... It is the true Merovingian and Sicambrian Frank mysteries of the Brotherhood.. for I believe Mystique is teh female Clovis.. and she will bring back a Frankish dynasty to the Uncanny X-Men.. "
Mystique: ...".. that I hope to do.. Havok.."
Havok: ..".. and we will together both of us build this Frankish Sicambrian dynasty as the FREEDOM FORCE of the twenty-first century.."
- a voice, from the distance, the voice of Cyclops: ..".. X-FACCTOORRRR!!.."
Havok: ..".. Yes, it is X-factor that still deeply troubles me.. I don't see how you can PRETEND to hunt down mutants and spread fear and perhaps spread very real terror of this organization called X-factor among very young mutants.. and then you meet these mutants... the agents of X-factor finally meet these mutants probably corner them in an alley.. and then say.. howdeedoo.. we wuz juss jossin' yu.. join us good o'l jossers teh X-factor league now for good... "
Mystique: ..".. no.. that doesn't work.. that doesn't work..."
Havok: .."... yes.. we're both much agreed.. Freedom Force is much closer to the mark.. and it will be much closer to being a true freedom force than the Justice League of another universe ever came close to being a true justice league.. see... howabout this.. first off.. Freedom Force is the ultimate renegade enemy and lifelong nemesis of the Uncanny X-Men.. however Freedom Force works for the Government and the Uncanny X-Men is like pre-Mideast crisis Noam Chomsky.. against the establishment.."
Mystique: .. ".. sniff.. I never want to think about that Noam Chomsky again.. I will always feel a strange but true gratitude toward Israel for bringing out the soul of Noam Chomsky and making it the soul of the Christ of the twenty-first century.. namely Noam Chomsky... and if the Uncanny X-Men even THINK of preaching about injustices and state oppression by Central America.. maybe they could talk about State Torture in Brazil and I could live with that.. but .. puhleeze.. Uncanny X-Men.. don't talk about Central America.. juss.. don't.. go.. their... juss.. don't.."
Havok: ..".. I'm afraid I'm going to read my old friend Noam.. Noam Chomsky on Central America.."
Mystique: ..".. now that he's gotten this mid-east nonsense out of his system.. haHAHhah.."..
Havok; ..".. so.. we're agreed .. Mystique .. it is the destiny of the Uncanny X-Men to be the nogoodniks and good-for-nothings in the equation of America.. and Freedom Force needs to be the good ol' girlhood bad guy league who works for the government and provides an enemy true and just to the worthless Uncanny X-Men.."
Mystique: .. ".. friends 'till the end .. Havok.."
Havok: .."... okay.. so Freedom Force also persecutes mutants.. just like X-factor.. I get that.. uh.. wait.. maybe Freedom Force can be more like the bumbling equivalent of X-factor.."
Mystique: ..".. agreed.. we can do that.. leave Freedom Force in my incapable hands.. Havok.."
Havok: ..".. also.. it's like.. I can't explain how legitimate .. X-factor actually was.. how scary and legitimate that team actually was.. it's kind of like Freedom Force is the illegitimate child of the government.. kind of like Freedom Force is the child rescued by Claude Frolo who grew up to become a wastrel.. that's who Freedom Force is.. Freedom Force are the wasters and greasers and beatniks and flower-children.. Freedom Force is the '60's.. in other words... the official loser decade of the twentieth century.. Freedom Force is Crumb, pure Robert Crumb.. X-factor is the Comics Journal and Amazing Heroes in one .. the Uncanny X-Men is the Big Two, DC and Marvel comics.. Freedom Force is also Chester Brown.. and Joe Matt.. "
Mystique: ..".. and Daniel Clowes..?.."
Havok; ..".. absolutely.. "
Cyclops:.. ".. okay.. that's it.. with those last famous words.. Mystique.. Havok.. you're both under arrest.."
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next scene
Havok and Mystique are both in the X-Brigg....
Havok: ..".. so mystique.. another fine mess I got us both into..."
Mystique: ..".. prisons have never been my element and I've never ever gotten used to being in one.. and I still can't believe the Uncanny X-Men have a prison-complex for their enemies built into their headquarters.."
Cyclops arrives..
Cyclops: ..".. it was an addition to the mansion.. okay.. you two have a lot of explaining to do.. first of all.. we're nipping this freedom force nonsense in the bud.. the Uncanny X-Men are running a deficit in the billions and the last thing we need is you, my younger brother, motivating Mystique into further draining our finances.. in this house of cards chicanery you've cutely designated.. "Freedom Force".."
Havok: ..".. Cyclops .. with all due respect.. this Uncanny X-Men operation doesn't really .. wash.... the anti-establishment thing is against all the politically correct versions of State Oppression.. you see.. Cyclops.. the mutants have to BECOME the establishment.. the establishment has to be sculptured into a house of cards.. "
Cyclops:.. ".. sorry.. Havok.. younger brother.. their's a reason why I studied for years how to be a drill sergeant for years for the team.."
Havok: .. ".. and Cyclops... I honestly thought you were pretending or kidding when you showed absolute disinterest in whether you got X-Men like Colossus killed.. during training exercises.. I used to think that was something cool about you.. but time is proving me wrong.. it wasn't cool at all.. "..
Mystique: ..".. ahh.. Cyclops.. I have a few words... Freedom Force was always going to be legit.. we were fighting a war we never made.. Freedom Force was all about subverting state oppression in America.."
Cyclops:.. ".. yeah.. well.. Mystique, Havok.. leave that to the good guys.. to do.."
Mystique:..".. Cyclops.. be rational.. you know I'm the most qualified person to run an hourglass-paradigmed State agency.. I study integral calculus and apply it to political paradigms.. "
Cyclops:.. ".. so do I.. Mystique.. so do I.. anyway.. I'll leave you some magazines to read.. like Entertainment Weekly.."
Mystique: .. ".. Don't make me laugh, Cyclops..."
Havok:.. ".. see.. older brother.. we need to have a system or it falls apart.. and their's no damn systemization the organizational structure of the Uncanny X-Men.. it's like a loose cannon organization.. that takes out both friend and foe and calls them bad guys alike.. it's not a good organization.. we couldn't stay the Brotherhood forever for simply sentimental reasons.. we had to graduate to becoming Freedom Force.. and you have to find a way to CONTEXTUALIZE and deconstruct the persecution of mutants, which is the charter of Freedom Force.. the Uncanny X-Men is not the most deconstructionism-oriented team in the world.. "
Cyclops: .. ".. look, buddy.. this is what I do.. you break the law, I bring you in.. "
.. will finish this scene later..
Screenplay for Scorcese-directed, "The Uncanny X-Men" written by William Mackenzie aka Hanno Ridal Raudsepp....
screenplay for Scorcese-directed, "The Uncanny X-Men" written by William Mackenzie aka Hanno Ridal Raudsepp...
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