okay.. i'm harry knowles.. here's my real review of "Wonder Woman"..

Athena.  Foucault's pendulum is Athena.  That's what I found out from scorcese's Wonder Woman movie.  The whole gyrating industrial Yggdrazzle tree revolution tribal Oliver Stone Conspiracy of alchemical symbols and religious metaphors made up of historical individuals and rotating stages Andrew Lloyd Weber-style rotating stages of a thousand scenes from history a thousand simultaneous rotating stages of/as a thousand scenes from history like a four or eight cylinder piston gas-vacuum exhaust four piston car engine momentum rotating stages pistons dramatic Wagnerian vacuums of emotion empowering promoting historical GREAT individuals Napoleon Bonaparte Ray do Molay Philip II Saint Bernard of the Inquisition and Crusades Teutonic and Templar Knights Bankers who are Templars WorldCom banking medieval international banking network which is the Templar Dynasty and Legacy the Merovingian Royal French line of Kings Dagobert II Clovis Merovee Ingolf discovers secret parchments goes spelunking Maxwell lord and his CEO-boss defacto superior down a rocky underground cliff does an accident causes Maxwell lord to have William Blake apocalypse visions of Urizen and Arab Springs Urizen is the Industrial Revolution done to an a nude enitharmon nude hera tribal dance nude nude nude hera enitharmon nude tribal dance in the green lush amazon NUDE SCARLET ZEN IS NUDE SCARLETT JOHANSSON / JOHANNSON I am Johan in the whale Nude Minerva is NUDE EMBETH DAVIDTS in this movie rising seacrest dawn like a giant mountain NUDE MINERVA EIRENE from the rocky avalanche.. Nude Diana cries: "Aegus!!" Pegasus the white unicorn is in this movie AUUGGHGHGH the nude tribal dance of nude amazons a crowd army of thousands of nude tribal dancing nude amazons is the tribal industrial revolution Oliver Stone nude women dancing nude blond-haired with Jim Morrison Val Kilmar on the stage because they just you know kinna feel it and Oliver Stone did NOT direct these nude women to jump nude on to the stage to dance nude beside rockin' GOD Val Kilmar inhabiting the role of Jim Morrison this movie is a Jim Morrison Wonder Woman movie acid trip good cola that good doctor pepper potts a paparazzi nude shot of nude Gwyneth Paltrow bending over from the back was SO stage managed by ol' clever girl nude Gwyneth herself she's a pally Paltrow nude this nude tribal dance of nude tribal women is the NUDE SCARLET ZEN is NUDE SCARLETT JOHANNSON / JOHANSSON but she's playing nude deeply troubled and rusty confused nude amazon nude artemis nude mortal amazon woman nude she nude scarlett Johansson plays in this movie scarlet red this is the dawn of no asshole sisters or asshole mothers or sorry no-goodnick fathers will ruin this movie for you after the fact of watching it for their are NONE in THIS movie Heracles is a HERO GREAT JOHN VOIGHT DAD in this movie Robert de niro by the way a tribal Oliver Stone dance of Conspiracy theories Abulufia of alchemical religious John Dee mysteries the Gollum is coming a dream alchemy of dream quantum theory David Bohm's book of quantum theory is this industrial quantum theory revolution nude kate moss is marie curie a polish woman knows Albert Einstein is relativity theory both special and general is the industrial quantum theory Bohm revolution of alchemical religious history tribal dance theory of metaphors symbols and historical individuals and the events they made is NUDE ATHENA... 1000% of the above if NUDE ATHENA... nude she is the history conspiracy organism of an ada weaver computer.. 'nuff said..