Wolverine is Hugh Jackman...

Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) : ..".. I bring a knock-knock joke to my senses.. and it is a wood door that I slam my knuckles against when I do the cool - shtick - thing.. with the metal thyroid glands that come out of my knuckles.. I mean.. sorry.. it's pure unvarnished metal that comes out of the back of my hand.. but the metal contains a thyroid hormone inside itself.. I mean my adamantanium metal claws are hormonal in that they actually have metal glandular tissue inside them.. sorry.. that's just terrible.. just terrible.. I'm trying to explain something about the biochemistry of my metal claws, if you will.. why they could be the death of my mother.. and probably did.  I mean.. okay.. I can't talk about these adamantanium metal claws I have in any way that makes any sense whatsoever.. because they defy the laws of physics and perhaps prove the laws of quantum physics.... and they're like mini-hydrogen bombs these metal thingies in my hands.. and these metal claws, they're like, Claymation, man.. I mean they're like a spontaneous lab experiment incarnate.. and I actually had to read and re-read a textbook on anylitical chemistry many many many times before I could unleash these claws even a single time in my life.. I mean.. before these claws could come even a single time out of the back of my hand.. I needed to study how to operate them by reading and re-reading this here textbook of anylitcal chemistry by Douglas a. skoog and Donald m. west at least 50-times.. it's like how you would work on a role .. I have to be an actor on par with Stanislavski to even use these adamantanium claws at all.. a Wolverine is a made-man.."

Charles Xavier: ..".. perhaps.. Logan.. sorry.. Wolverine.. "

Wolverine: ..".. Logan's fine.. or Wolverine... I'm cool with either name.."

Charles Xavier: ..".. ahh.. so .. uh.. Logan Wolverine.. I want to telepathically aid your claw-wielding powers.. so that your claws could actually poison people on contact.. "

Wolverine: ..".. ahh.. I'm going to reflect on this heavily... it sounds like a good idea..."

Charles Xavier: ..".. perhaps if I telepathically irradiate your claws they could cause radiation poisoning.."

Wolverine: ..".. just as long as my adamantanium claws don't cause ebola.."

Charles Xavier: .. ".. oh.. oh dear.. The White Queen of the Hellfire Club mentioned that I'd meet a mutant of an ancient soul who could unleash ebola at will.. perhaps she meant you.. Logan .. Wolverine Logan-man..."

Wolverine: ..".. I'll talk to her.. she probably meant Cyclops.."

Charles Xavier: ..".. oh.. yes.. I'm much relieved to hear you say that.. Logan Wolverine... The White Queen also has telepathic powers which she honed to be even deadlier than your adamantanium claws.. Wolveine Logan.. as if her telepathy was adamantanium-telepathy.."

Wolverine:.. ".. so.. the Hellfire Club.. that's sort of.. kind of like The New Mutants, right..?.."

Charles Xavier: ..".. The Hellfire Club is the White Queen's form of the New Mutants.. which I'm sorry to say.. may not be my version of the New Mutants... but she teaches the young and they are grateful to her for her tutelage and she is careful to withdraw with painful shyness from their gratitude.. and the White Queen of the Hellfire Club has made of her mind a metal sculpture.. and by making of her mind and her fruitful garden of intellect a metal sculpture.. the White Queen has dictated the topography and the topology of her own consciousness and of her soul... to make her soul a thing of metal even moreso than it is a thing of diamond.. and she wishes her soul to be so refined, so delicate, so an embryo of shades.. the White Queen wishes her own soul to be the most refined of embyro's .. and it is the metal sculpture of her own mind that will render her own soul in such a state.. for she wishes to be an uncategorizable woman.. a woman of no department.. and she wishes her Club to be a white sword true .. she wishes the Hellfire Club to be the sword of Christ.. and for the Hellfire Club to be the organism of her own very soul and mind equally.. and if she The White Queen be a true-Christ Woman.. then she will call to her the multitudes and it shall be a faith astounding .. a faith to astonish the mighty and Falstaffian.. and she The White Queen shall be the staff of Samson or Goliath.. and I think she is rather in her element in the Hellfire Club and that she is where she belongs.. not with us.. not with us.. with the Hellfire Club.."..

screenplay for Scorcese-directed, "The Uncanny X-Men" written by William Mackenzie.. aka Hanno Ridal Raudsepp...